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Would you pay to be lobotomized?

By Anonymous | Updated 08/28/25(Thu)11:01:31

Would you pay to be lobotomized?

Would you pay to be lobotomized?

>>12496161
No they'd have to pay me. Her smile is radiant btw
BUT WE FORGOT WHY IT SPUN >>12496161
If it was reversible. I wanna slap my cock on her face btw
>>12496161
>pay to be lobotomized?
i just gotta act like a retard and get it for free
sleeping but with who anyone? >>12496161
today is the 30th of august, so the month is ending and also other things I guess
>>12496161
actually the maggots in the brain are already doing exactly that
>>12496161
nah i do that sh*t manually bro
>>12496161
I've gotten that for free being on SSRIs.
Makes you feel nothing, makes it hard to think or develop an opinion on something.
>>12499311
dubsies dubidies doo
>>12499320
why are you on them
>>12499320
I don't take them anymore because I've learned to function with overactive thinking. I have severe anxiety, and its caused by the fact I just think too much. It's a double edged sword, because meds remove my personality entirely.

I'm pretty jaded that my anxiety disorder is hardwired into everything that I am, makes it a lot harder to cure. I just hope that I can live a remotely normal life, even if its looking likely I'll have to file for welfare to live soon.
https://youtu.be/9D9a3u4yTiM >>12497137
>forebrain scramble
>reversible
yeah, no
sleeping with kuromi of course >>12496161
na but those that took the covid vaxx have been
creator of kuromi posts on s4s lobotomy patients have almost absolute pain tolerance ^_^ lole
i forgot wat i wanna forget
It’d be better for this to happen, yeah >>12501633
dubs lole
>>12496161
a perfectly done lobotomy.
and it will only cost $36 trillion dollars.
such a deal.
if their carbon neutral passes?
it will be $86 trillion dollars with the stroke of a pen.
i hope you motherfuckers are paying attention.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12504252
cover yourself in oil
>>12504254
you probably just need a lobotomy

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12504501
ok andy sixx
andddd do I get to do it myself? I'd pay to be euthanized! :-) >>12506826
>>12506461
Lesbians

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12506826
>>12506461
>>12506853
THREE SAME FORTUNES

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12506989
I think mine's still in the post lol

Your fortune: Good Luck
KUROMOOOOOOO

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12502856
o7
>>12501573
it's a corporation and it was full of GIRLS, girl artists as far as the eye can see, excep ttthe ceo
Yuko Shimizu the creator >>12508541
I would, if it were the new hot commodity to sink your dick into and it was as affordable as the Nintendo Switch 2 it would be a no brainer
well they're such hot commodities >>12496161
This ain't the 1950s.
kurmio let me give you some filling for ya skull and unlobotomize ya >>12499296
i hav spydrs in my brain
chromy >internet
>pay
Choose.
>>12512893
she often has sex with boys

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12513895
onion link?
kuromi topic links

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
kuromis twisted pr0n collection mmmmmmmmmmmm But not this thread. It's full of boring bumps by a boring person. If I keep this one on my watch list, I will run out of space on my monitor. >>12515865
If you got a lobotomy it wouldn't bother you anymore
they dont bother me no

Your fortune: Average Luck
oh well kyromi

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
kuromi babyyyyyyyyahhhhhhhhwahhhhhhtahhhhhhrshhhhhhhhh please babh

Your fortune: Outlook good
probably but i don't see the point >>12515871
omg based
>>12517119
ohhhhh mwahhhhh you sexual??????

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12517530
yaz zdaddy
>>12517560
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT! HOW DARE YOU? FRICK YOU! FRICK YOU MAN

Your fortune: Good Luck
kuromo? heh.. ch'yeach >>12519469 >>12519854 kurmori sex >>12520385
sexual
>>12520388
she is quite the sexual yes
>>12496161

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12520388
hi
>>12521006
>>12521327
hi
Taking lithium salts has the exact same effects as a lobotomy, except it's safer and the effects end once you stop taking them. In fact the discovery of lithium salts as a psychiatric medication is what caused lobotomies to fall out of use. I would suggest taking those before you make your mind up about a permanent lobotomy. >>12496161
Do u think I need yo?
Honestly, yes
to know how it feels
yo good joke DROWNING MYSELF OVER & OVER

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
truth be told kuromi in truth kuromi >>12496161
Would you get paid to be sodomized?
kuromo smile for me hello kuromo kuromo kuromomedically speaking of course

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12526630
spot on mate

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12526630
we are all medically bound like a cross
>>12527076
how interesting it is to know common people can make scientific observations that could take decades to detect ..thank you Naiko
speaketh of the comedy

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12499296
this Micker looks like a drawn version of a Micker i saw years ago
AND I FEEL LIKE

Your fortune: Good Luck
I think TikTok has got me for free. truthfully speaking in truth, kuromi might have been behind it all all along

Your fortune: Godly Luck
everything is very safe brothers

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12530203
>>12529822
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12529822
id love to "get behind" kuromi if you know what im saying

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12531051
hahahahahah that sounds hilarious how'd you come up with that

Your fortune: Good Luck
und kuromi?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12521011
unchecked doubles on the last page!
will check that website out soon thanx

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
oh wow yeah

Your fortune: Bad Luck
please

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
but come in such small lobotomies ohhhhhahhhhhh

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
okay kuromi

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12496161 >>12535152
send more cocaine
kuromi please reconsider

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
just please

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
what are some reasons to do that sexuals

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
well kuromi, let's song some signature songs together

Your fortune: Average Luck
SHE SAID THANKS FOR MY MISERY

Your fortune: Outlook good
AND I SAID HELL NEEDED COMPANY

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12496161
lobotomized?
no
braindead?
yes
huh......... the old kuromi is in town. hope she doesn't catch wind of this

Your fortune: Bad Luck
and maybe a new lobotomy would

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
MAKE IT EASIER

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
TO THROW IT ALL AWAY

Your fortune: Godly Luck
HEY HEY HEY

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
SHE SAID I WISH YOU WERE DEAD

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
good old kuromi

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
DONT WORRY KUROMI EVERYTHING IS VERY SAFE

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
WOAH oh yeah kuromi?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12501588
unchecked doubles on the last page!
merry kuromi >>12542574
HAHHHHHHHHH

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
cinnamonroll

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12506999
unchecked triples on the last page!
>>12496161
You'd be too stupid to know what to do with that money after the jab.
NEW THREAD ->
>>12543961
>>12543961
>>12543961
>>12543961
>>12543961
>>12543961
>>12539649
>>12540166
>>12540655
three of the same fortunes is very lesbian

Your fortune: Good Luck
what's that now?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
well kuromi, you sex baby

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
well kuromi, do let me know exactly what's going on

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
okay sexuals

Your fortune: Bad Luck
I did it again, I did it again! brothers, i.......

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
well kuromi

Your fortune: Outlook good
yes indeed

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
yes the kuromef

Your fortune: Bad Luck
OH KUROMOS YOU WHAT BABY

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
MERRRYYY KUROMIMASSUUUU

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12496161
you can be a nice poster in ten minutes

Your fortune: Godly Luck
welpers? kuromi?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12548140
This but the pics are of My Melody (idea for later; you may use)
>>12548681
good idea

Your fortune: Average Luck
heh.. yup kuromi

Your fortune: Godly Luck
yup... she's the kuromer

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
she definitely is brother
>>12549803
thank you for being so educated and sophisticated

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
yeah well kuromi what is it

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12496161
naaaaaaah naaaaaaah.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
yeah well kuromi I'm

Your fortune: Average Luck
yeah well kuromi it's like I can't breathe it's like I can't see anything get behind her what's that now? kuromi talk to me the kurominterface flippin' to it? hmmmmmm

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