new TOPKEK & LE MAYMAYS
By Kyrie 愛 Eleison | Updated 05/16/26(Sat)02:40:20Electric Boogaloo 2: out in stores now
https://topkekandlemaymays.bandcamp originally wanted to do a double album, but i felt it worked as a speedy, 19-track electronic/ai album overall. the third album will definitely have no gay eye input from me, thank for understanding
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
The Backrooms (2026)
By Anonymous | Updated 05/30/26(Sat)21:00:06The Backrooms (2026)
Your fortune: Average Luck
hiss hiss
By Anonymous | Updated 06/01/26(Mon)23:16:57Gavel bangs with a slithery thump
"Ssssilence in my courtss!"
Hiss-lol... hisss-lol...
"Ahem. I am the Right Honorable Sssir Hissington, Judge of the Court, Ssupreme Hisser of the Sscale, and loyal ssservant of the Law... and the occasional warm lol.
We are gathered here today to ssettle disssputes, crush injustices, and — if necessary — ssqueeze the truth out of both parties until they pop.
The defendant sshall have a fair trial... hisss-lol... fair by sssnek sstandards, of course. Which meansss if you lie, I may coil around the factsss until they sssubmit.
All rise for the scales of jussstice!
"Now then... let ussss begin.
Court issss now in sssession!
And may the sslyest — I mean, the fairest — party win."
Gavel slams again
"Hiss... lol."
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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