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Esforesquire

By Ploop | Updated 12/19/25(Fri)12:39:05

Esforesquire

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>>12693706
Poporon saying "watch your mouth" in Esforesquire.

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>>12693706
Were people legitimately having issues solving the new captcha? Uh, you guys do realize that that's an IQ test question for, like, the 60 range, right?

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12693706
Oh cool! My OC is in there! Thanks! I'd draw more but thread archived.

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>>12693745
if fried doesn't wanna games just handle sum neetbux
>>12693745 >>12693745
we will never know the answer to this question
>>12693745
It made /pol/ slow down which was seen as the new captcha keeping the browns out.
>>12693706
Thanks for all your hard work Ploop!
>>12694044
>the captcha keeps the browns out
wouldn't it make more sense to say it keeps the non-autistics out seeing as these captchas are fucking autistic?
if anything that just means /pol/ used to be a normie board lol
>>12694270
Many normies did flood into /pol/ during the first Trump election so maybe it's that.
>>12693706
hmm yes good good
>>12694396
i mean that i know, but just like to emphasise it any time it shows
>>12693714
That's because you're illiterate.
wheres stukasa >>12694399
your eyes aren't even on the paper
>>12694044
dubs

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NICE HAS WON >>12693706
Dat's what I'm talkin' bout, proud'a y'all!!
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>>12695281
nigga I don't speak Hoodia I just know some basic English and if you wanna to speak in public you are the who needs to leave the hoodies and get your ass into school ...they you can help people like me which can perfectly read the news but refuse to do it on a "dope board" is this what phone are really for ...so yeah kinda funky your hood party with none but yourself stoopid self...THANKS FOR THE AUDIO PLEASE LET AI DO IT
>>12695290
uh oh, retard alert!
>>12695291
>>I have seen you around
>>12695291
I just hope you are an experienced and expert audiophile
>>12694399
dubs

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>>12695281
is this a nice black person or a racist white person doing a blaccent
>>12695863
sounds like a nice person reading the paper for illiterate funposters if you ask me
I personally think the fall of The Spikeman was because of the Rudestein files release. Such a fall from grace, I can't believe him and Yosho were in that same hot tub together with all those tiny tiny beary smols.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12694733
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12693706
please add an article about the "banned text" that's getting [s4s]ers banned. I am willing to discuss by traumatic experience if one of your reporters wants to interview me.
>>12693706
bury pink did not defeat spikeman because she got banned (according to the people on skribbl)
>>12696618
maybe its in next weeks papre
I’m surprised Yuji hasn’t spammed Spikeman to get him back to #1 >>12697321
Yuji has been very busy smoking the flube oil and fucking Katie's new body
>>12695166
dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
These captchas are making me thirsty. Great reporting. I nominate you for The Golden Pretzel >>12697333 trips
Don't forget about Dolores
>>12695281
i love these
>>12696033
dubs

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woah...!

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