By On my phone right now lol | Updated 12/23/25(Tue)07:34:03
>be me
>be late at night
>try to sleep
>suddenly hear someone outside the door
>a click out of one... two is binding... nothing on three
>not American white trash so no gun
>shit shit shit
>try to call the police
>pick up phone
>hey V'sauce Michael here
>it's a fucking colab
>fuck fuck fuck
>I need to make escape
>run for the window
>suddenly hear something right outside
>it's behind the window blinds
>heart stops
>I m currently outside your Window
>mfw who am I quoting
>mfw on s4s
>mfw no mustache grooming guide
>mfw no dubs
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