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>be me

By Anonymous | Updated 12/23/25(Tue)11:18:18

>be me

>be me
>order drugs for christmas (seems like a white christmas.. or should i say, green)
>get email
>"due to holidays delivery may come later"
>mfw no drugs on christmas
damn

also the dice captcha is simply the worst captcha venice >>12699359
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?
does amazon sell drugs now woawwww >>12699379
no but Bol.com (dutch equivalent of Amazon) sells molly
i ordered via Dutch-Headshop tho because Bol is expensive
>>12699359
alcohol is a drug

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12699400 (dubs)
define drugs so i can understand how you came to this conclusion
Pissblade >buying drugs
>drugs>money
>choosing brain damage
this is a chump activity
I love drugs but it’s been a long time
Also my vidya game from eBay is late bc of holiday bullshit
>>12699502
>assuming all drugs = brain damage
>clearly doesn't know what "drugs" even means
>doesn't understand the reason his parents told him "drugs are bad mkay" is because they're 18+ like sex and alcohol, after that it's okay to use
>probably never had sex
>beliefs lies instilled on him by jewish pharmacies as a hoax to enforce "legal" hard drugs like advil over healthy soft "drugs" (herbs) like weed
>probably underaged or a jew
>>12699514
>>>/pol/ is a few blocks down underagefren
>>12699359
Hey it only said may come later, there is still hope, worst case scenario you just get your drugs for New Year.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12699515
i wasn't being political tho?
i'm not antisemitic i'm just saying like, the reason you hate weed is because some pharmacist named Goldberg makes a profit off of Advil, which is a hard drug
Michael Jackson was killed by pain stillers, but you don't know that because you're too young to remember who that is
on top of that: i met plenty anti-drug teens who also believe sex and alcohol are bad for you.. alcohol sure, but sex? at that point just admit you're only scared because your parents taught you to think like that
>>12699519
I ain't reading allat bro enjoy your blunt nd shiet

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>>12699359
>>12699508
>>12699514
>>12699519
still you're all a big fucking losers, y'all need garbage to keep you on with your life

LMAO fucking losers
>>12699523
it's okay, you'll learn reading in the next grade
but thanks, i will enjoy the shiet i bought once it arrives
>>12699527
and what do you have to live for?
genuinely asking, because how you expect me to change my life if you don't present the alternative?
i'm not gonna worship a false god if that's the answer
>>12699531
>i'm not gonna worship a false god if that's the answer

you don't need to in fact you really don't need anything (or anyone)

>how you expect me to change my life if you don't present the alternative?

you need crutches too? dude you need to care about you because no one is going to do it for you

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