No, you don't understand, we can't sell a whole pizza for less than $80 plus tax plus tip :^)
By Anonymous | Updated 02/03/26(Tue)02:31:24
No, you don't understand, we can't sell a whole pizza for less than $80 plus tax plus tip :^)
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
this isn't the america i knew The gentrification of even poor people food is hilarious. Fish n chips, a $1 slice(extinct), lobster used to be fed to prisoners so often they considered it cruel and unusual now a lobster tail in vegas is $120 + tacked on service fee
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12766494
make food yourself lazy fatass american >>12766025
Wages have been suppressed for so long while costs have continued to rise that a lot of industries are facing breaking points where most people are literally too broke to afford their products. It's a problem that has been a long time in the the making, but is only now reaching a tipping point where "journalists" and "market analysts" have to pretend to not see the obvious problem and keep trying to find other explanations as to why younger generations keep "killing" certain industries that they simply can't afford anymore. It's the simple solution that everyone pretends not to see
>guess people just don't like pizza anymore lol >>12766531
yeah ok, how come anyone talks about bumping up minimum wage all these retards come out of the woodwork claiming entry level jobs are for teenagers and they don't deserve more than single digit pay per hour? >>12766565
Because those "people" are jews, business owners, and wealthy elites who are content to continue rigging the game so they they get more for themselves and less for everyone else >>12766565
Nobody gets paid enough
Nobody
That’s what happens when the fed devalues your currency
Even J.P. Morgan will find himself hurting if he stays in American/European markets i went to a new pizza place and for 8.50 it was quite smol curse you president spikeman >>12767055
dubs confrim
Your fortune: Godly Luck are gen z killing the "are millennials killing the x industry" industry? >>12766025
little caesars is still less than $8 for one pizza, that's both of my meals for the entire weekend, i also buy two arizona diet half and half which are $1 each >>12767104
Yes because Gen Z has even less money than millennials and Gen Alpha has less than Gen Z. Each generation used to be richer than the last, but now each generation is getting progressively poorer >>12767132
this will be the last poor generation, gen Z certainly isnt having kids >>12766531
That's what this article is about? And people are still falling for it? Christ, I knew exactly the reason why "Gen Z Doesn't Like Going to Bars" without even reading the article, it's because beer costs $8 a pop and a month's supply of edibles costs the barely more than that. >>12767113
$8 for a pizza in 2026 and Americans say they can't afford to eat their fastfood slop. >>12767182
That's certainly true too, but wage stagnation still plays a role. It's because people make so little money that they need to be more cost conscious and choose the month supply of edibles over the single beer. If people made more money, it wouldn't be such an issue to splurge on a few beers >>12767203
it's 4.79 for frozen pizzas >>12767203
you can't find a pizza for less than $12 anymore, unless you're buying a frozen pizza or something
and that's just a basic, single-topping pizza. A specialty pizza goes for about $20. >>12768231
pepeproni is $9 at caesar's >>12768231
proob >>12768288
Their new Detroit Style Slice-N-Sticks are $5.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again $.50 make dough
$.50 1/8 jar tomato sauce
$2 half bag of mozzarella
$2 half bag of pepperoni
bake for 15 mins on middle rack of preheated 500f oven
become pro after doing it a few times
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12766025
Wall Street Journal can correct my spelling.
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12768344
WOW you sound like an ad... let's fuck >>12768288
these sold for exactly $5 in 2020
we're ngmi >>12768379
inflation good saving bad, when you're feeling sad have sex with dad ^w^ >>12768288
>2300 Cal
you wont need to eat for the rest of the day lol >>12768509
yeah maybe if you're a 5'2" manlet who weighs 107 lbs
I'm 6'4" and 260 lbs and my caloric needs far exceed yours >>12768366
but they can't check these dubs
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12768514
try not to crack the road the next time you go outside you fat fuck
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12768514
*tuba song plays*
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12768514
i'm a 5'11" manlet and if i eat 2000 calories I WILL GET FAT >>12768288
dubs
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12768509
excuse me but who are you quoting? >>12768514
>260 lbs
put the fork down fatso >>12768362
Based DIYer
15 minutes seems like a long cook tho.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12768362
I only eat pizza once a week and I also like to change it up sometimes and get other things.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger i wish i could afford pizza >>12771125
Yeah fuck off Yuji. You have plenty of money to spend on sex dolls and "flube oil", you ain't starving >>12771130
i need a new car battery >>12768344
dubs
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12771136
Those aren't expensive.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12771933
$130 is pretty expensive if you want one that won't fail in a year
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