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[S4S] Cards Against Humanity

By Anonymous | Updated 02/05/26(Thu)13:09:23

[S4S] Cards Against Humanity

Big day is tomorrow, i had some business to attend to and couldn't make a new thread earlier when the last one died, but we're still doing this.

Some new cards have been added to the deck and i think we might be good to go now, but contributions are still greatly appreciated.
c'mon send 'em meems!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

New cards of today:

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12770446
if you don't already have "you're mom's benis" then you've gotta include that one
Le Esforest
Wishpocalypse
Moot
Catfish
Tacokid

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12770885
We already have "haha benis :DDDD" and "you're mom, lole".
Are you sure? Anyway, i added it and i'm waiting for you to tell whether you want to keep it or not.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12770894
There's already "Catfish's limp fish penis" and "Taco Kid's porn addiction". the rest has been added.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12770899
nice dubs. eh nah those two are fine. actually do you have a list of all the cards you've added already? you should post that

>>12771113
Okay, will see if i can fit...

>Action:

"On the _ RPG, you can one-shot the whole game with just _ "
"My favorite snack is _ on a stick."
"Excuse, but who are you quoting?"
"Esforesquire first page news: _ is now banned on all boreds!"
"This is _ board"
"Your fortune: _ will come to you by mail."
"New meme: _ in _ "
" _ must travel back in time to 1999 to stop _ "
"Hiroyuki Nishimura has decided the only solution for _ is _ "
"Is she kid or is she a squid? The answer is simple, she is: _ "
"Mikugirl... _..."
"When the 5 fortune hunt ends i will be:"
"Two same _ is pretty lesbian, desu."
" _ boiling in a pot of shit."
"Le _ girl."
"Lame is a _ "
"Taking my _ without cream or sugar and i want to tell everybody."
"Are _ important?"
"Ok, anon. Our analysis has concluded that you may have _ with touches of _ and an hyperfixation on _. For this, 5mg flube is prescribed."
"What? _ was _? It should have been me!
"My only dream in life is to have _ with _"
"Avogadoposter loves _ as he stim faps."
"Introducing: _ as _"
"Today i got _ with wish."

>Response:

"Steve Pinker's ass."
"Premature ejaculation."
"Firaga Yosho."
"Top Kek™"
"Gay shota."
"(you)"
"Man boobs."
"/b/"
"Omajo Doremi hentai doujin."
"you're mom lole"
"a namefig cannibalistic furry orgy."
"Taco Kid's porn addiction."
"Glegle as a straight white male."
"Real life."
"Loli guro."
"a dark handsome stranger."
"Godly Luck."
"Flube Psychosis."
"Yuji Sakai."
"haha benis :DDDDDDD"
"The Rudestein's files."
"Blizzaga Spikeman."
"Coitus."
"a cowe pen"
"Checking you're privilege."
"Shartroons."
"Lobster Scrappy Doo."
"fronking."
"HE"
"a fig newton."
"Cute posting."

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12771314
maybe Jack Ruselel for a response?
>>12771434
There.
I'm kinda afraid of seeing something bad happen to him in the game

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12771505
oh it definitely will
>>12770446
This is awesome
game when seconding That Anon as i do have a date later today and might not make it

Your fortune: Good Luck
What about ledarklord this is clearly an Android developer thread.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12772232
>>12772234
we need teafren
*sips*
ledarklord
>>12772299
*sips*
dubs
>>12772300
dubble trubble

Your fortune: Godly Luck
soo ummm we doing this? ... >>12772305
It looks like they are eating a butthole
>>12772670

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
OP is kil >>12772217
>>12772220
>>12772652
>>12772743
Sorry guys, i'm out solving some university bs rn and might only come back l8r, since i'm another city
I actually left the house 5 hours ago and thought i'd be able to finish this early, i'll see if can get home in the next 2 hours and then we'll start the game right away, if i can't we'll play on sunday

hope everything goes well...

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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