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will this get me friends?

By Anonymous | Updated 02/07/26(Sat)18:10:36

will this get me friends?

will this get me friends?

Either you'll make friends or get molested. Lord willing, both

Your fortune: Godly Luck
men will come to your house thinking you're a girl and be disappointed

they'll still rape you, though
>>12774655
two same numbers!
>>12774655
Thus we embrace the heritage of the Lord

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12774647
this is nice board

Your fortune: Average Luck
organ harvesting operation >>12774713
noooooo
>>12774699
r-rreally???
>>12774713
b-but!!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Now this is ebin >>12774713
no way!!!
A quiet room with the lights turned down filled with various single men eating Doritos and shitposting on their laptops while laughing to themselves or coughing to clear their throat every couple of minutes with no interaction between them. yessssssssss >>12774647
ok !! we're friends
>>12774900
heh, ye (doobs)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
the first rule of s4s club is you talk about s4s club >>12774980
second rule do not sh*t your pants

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12774996
nobody . ever will shit at [s4s] club i gartentee it
>>12775000
trips confirm

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12775008
doesnmt count if its all zeros because zero is nothing
>>12775000
With these trips a blessing of protection over all [s4s] club

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12775010
it represents zero sh*t at da club

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12775000
>>12775037
NO PEWPING CONFIRMD BRING DIAPIES

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12775037 This is the club site alreadyt

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12775044
d+μ×b= treps and IDC if the scientific community college of esforce disagrees with my findings, I shall get it peer reviewed and challenge the status quo

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12775049
This is true.
>>12774647
When's the essforeess dance party
>>12774647
sum frens ya
>>12774655
it has been decided
>>12774647
if theyre nice :)
>>12775047
Club esfores

Your fortune: Outlook good
30 m, 155 ilb white

I want to be emasculated in every way possible. Make me do humiliating things
>>12774647
Excuse madam you’re standing in a no parking zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQQWkff3UyY
>>12776880
15 years too late
>>12776884
Bury pink charmander

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12776880
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>>12774647
can u pass the test?
>>12775250
to have a good time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvcHyewa2h0
>>12776900
unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>12774839
sounds nice, sign me up

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12777482
I've never really thought about it before, but now that I am, yeah I think it would be pretty cool to go to the beach looking like a giant jellyfish. Sign me up

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