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By Anonymous | Updated 02/10/26(Tue)08:23:09

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>>12779618

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Not like the others... Feel sad for expiring thread with sodario Children conceived when the mother didn't have a climax, are not ensouled btw. When it dies, its spirit neither goes to heaven or hell, it is just destroyed, like that of animals. 32th century mank

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
WE'RE WATCHINNNNNNN ARTHOUSSSSEEEEE TOGETHERRRRRR & YOU'RE NOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT we were watching spirited away lass night, cheh :)
& now i tryin get her look at airplane.
https://youtu.be/DwZuRk7GFvQ
Damn dirty ape iiiiiiiiittttttttt's valentoiiiiiiiine's dayyyyy cominn upppppppp, anyyyyyyy plaaaaaaannnns????????? & basic gestalt about why those who are a couple are the REAL losers if u ma'hay'hay'hay'hay'HAYy, mayne :) Somethin look worng with that monkey. And soda too hehe you get me >>12780581
OOOOOAAAAAWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwww, u are juss a delite MAYNE
SHHHHHHHEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee thinks im handsooooooome, sooooooo dat all that matter to meeeeeeeee .. ........................ SHE BLOCKED EBERYONE ELSE 'CEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WAS DA ONE SHE PIIIIIIIIIIIICKED
I PASSED THE BELCHDEL TESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>12780594
No one fucking cares
Heh !!! i KNOW what the belchel IS, i juss wanted say it like dat. pass da random girl TEST evaluatin dude wid :) thread hidden until picklepedo gets domepieced >>12780601
Stop complaining and post it
>>12780599
Dubs of accept
>>12780594
Go back there ugly nigger
>>12780599
yoyre just jealouscuz ybu will die alone with no oneyoure gonna die alone and nobodyis gonna be there uwill die alone lol hahanoob haha
>>12780620
RAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL
Pissy 'bout toytime stealy mayne :)
HEY brrrrzt OFF, no need be sour GRAPES , ma yyyyyyn
>>12780601
>>12780594
>>12780589
why do you put up with so much for so little?
EEEEEEhhhhhhhh???????
wat dat mean, mayyyyyn????????
elaboratey, monkeymayn, if u may pls.................................
it be true's she can be bit of a MEANIE pullin the n word outta NOWHERE unprovoked n shit, but i thinks it be like 'tism pavlovian response, 'sentially :)
like dog barky when seein color.
SHE show tender side round me every day thooooooo. say i love you all time in big long txty. She neber say that 2 anyone, not even PAREMS.
she bit of a DARK soul.
>>12780648
can you be normal please, this isnt much of a social setting but speak like the 40 year old you are
Why he tryin to type like spronkles >>12780657
wheres da 40 year old comment come from???????
u means da milkers gag phrase???????
>>12780658
we boff types similar & it been that way since /tv/, srry burst bubble mayn :(((((
>>12780648
gtfo
>>12780648
NIGGER
>>12780648
Cringy as fuck pls kys
>>12780688
Dubs
>>12780688
he is freakjnf awesome sauce and amazing ur gay
SHE'S ENDEARINGLY POKING FUN AT MY SPAGHETTI BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTS
SHE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM :)
basic gestalt about why valentine's day is a scam, if u may, monkey mayn :) Hvae youe ven met in real life H'A'A'AH'A'HA'AAAAAAVE YOU GOT A GIRL AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, IS WHAT IM SAYYYYYYYYINNNNNNNNNNN & that business can't be carried outs until what? gib like 4 years. EBERYBODY'S seen the pics. the lil marrage proposal. she says she really wants it and tells me bout it bascly eberyday :/
if i was to get mixed wid her in person now, parems would be down my hoot. probly neber see her 'gen. they'd take her phone away.
yep it's salt is there a reason this faggot is deliberately ruining every mank thread now monkey threads are unpossible to ruin or, actually, affect in any way lel So thats a no then, haha ruinings?? who's runinings?? i juss sharin the milkers attention and bringin new flabor to the monkey ://// golden pineapple ah creature >>12780736
Brother thinks this 14 year old girl is gonna hang out with him online for 4 years then get married or some shit lol
yru guys are boring >>12780790
That you're plan? You're 14 yeah? Gonna hang out online with pickle dick for 4 years and then get married? Ahhh so sweet lel hhhaHA
SHEEEEEEEEEE's endeeeeeeeeeared by my preseeeeeeeeeeeence
Somethin u dont KNW NUFFIN 'BOUT MONKEY MAHYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNN
>>12780788
>>12780792
i am lowkirkuinely gojng to marry my boyfren andyru shoulf shove a pineapple up ur arshole cuz ur a faggor
the BANANA dimension Mhmm well all the best with that, heehhahahaehrhr gRSB zvcn v> ROOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHT, SOUR GRAPES MAHYHNNNNNNNNNNNNN
terrible attitude-habbin maynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
bad rapport, mayyyyyyyyyyyyynnnnn
Yeah nah, ur a pedo an shes a dumb 14 year old who'll have some other internet bf in 4 weeks never mind 4 years bud, hopefully you'll get what you deserve u are juss a BITTER dee - LITE , mayyyyyyn :)
she already tell me all time she hab no interest in anyone's else and only likes older guys. so no one at school gon be comin' ALONG
'specially no one online that 'pete wiff ma CHARACTER :tuff:
if only sprinkles was still here she call'd dat nigga gay nd tarded. asked real simply & bluntly like she be doin: "is he retarded?" :)
so yea's he not really 'elevant
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S LOYALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
not prone to flakin or lookin roun at udder guys
Kinda weird you think people are bitter or jealous? I aint intrested in 14 year girls brudda. Ur a pedo groomer and you know you'd be in jail if it came to light of the law. She gonna write to you in prison boy? Hahahah >>12780827
shes not even 14 lole
we boutta watch doremi :splayed_hand:
putchu guys on vibratey
>>12780805
Weird creepy faggot
No one here would miss you if you offed yourself, nigger
>>12780829
Less than?
nigga srsly bragging about sexting a 12-13 yo girl Kinda dumb too when people know his name and maybe more about him >>12780853
i don't remember the last person I had a one on one conversation with

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12780855
Shut the fuck up retard!
>>12780858
no it's illegal to incriminate people publicly

Your fortune: Good Luck
Zero seuss tolerance policy >>12780837
>>12780829
hold on im thinkingof wjat to say
Think about ti for four years, until then get lost and stay away from online niggas if you started thinking bout it before it would be 2022 think about that >>12780908
youjre retarded
yuo cabnt say tyhat SAUDI ARABIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S GOT A NEW 2030 PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Asshole like a blown out speaker brother bought subwoofer i remembr what i was gonna say
>>12780926
iiiiii loooooooooooovvvvveeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>12780937
you were gonna tell us how to boogie
bitches love saudi arabia >>12780939
njo i don’t dance
SH'E'E'E'E''EE'E'E'E'EHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEE'S JUSS SAYINNNNNNNNNNNNN DAT BECAUSE SHE DON'T


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go back there survey: are you interested in more of this type of post?
>>12780949
I think every community is made stronger by having a retarded lolcow to laugh at together >>12780952
yebs
>>12780949
meowmeowmeowmeow
>>12780959
B'A'AH'AH'HAH'A'HAABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THANKS FOR STICKING OUP FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MONKEY MAYN COULD NEBERRRRRRRRRRR :)
thank you for your feedback retarded nigga posts evidence of himself committing a crime
one that most people think lowly of, not even a cool crime
and then boasts about it as if its something people would respect or be jealous of
in a place where no one likes him or cares what he does anyway

its baffling how someone can be so dumb and delusional really
she was juss innocently sticking up for me,....ummm put rei in wiff club penguin dolphin hat too ta ummmmm say she fine bein lolcow too
WE HAB COMMMISERATED BONDINGGGGGGGGGGGGG, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
they are want to criminalize it youuuuuuuuuuu'lllllllllllll neber finddddddddd dat magnetic mars planet compatibility or soothing ultra rare 95% moon sign BOND
WE EMOTIONALLY RESPOND TO ONE ANOTHER BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
The insults and mockery are directed exclusively at pickle man pickle in a pouch YOUUUUUUUUUUU'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NEBBERRRRRRRRRR SEE THE LIGHT OF DAYYYYYYYYYYYYY- every discord server has several hidden bots on it by default that copy all your messages into a database which compiles everythign you've ever sent with your profile and then sells it to a mysterious Israeli entity Israel loves pickle nig I am not mocking a vulnerable and misguided child but rather the grown man thinking he is in a relationship with the minor, and even boasting about it. I feel like this needs to be investigated by the authorities and I may have to do something about that, although to be fair I do not think there is immediate danger. Continue to provide more evidence if you wish. WE'RE NOT IN SERBER BITCH ENCRYPTED DATA, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
PRIVATE GO DOWN'S BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
1234567 sensible chuckle >>12780995
>>12780981
>>12780974
>>12780969
>>12780963
i havr to go to bed soon come back daddy
didn't post nuffin cause i was speakin to her bacc on da cord :)
yeah, she call me daddy frequently now. you'll neber hab a loyal little girl half ur size hugging on ur leg, sittin in your lap, asking u to come to bed wiff to tuck her in :)
>>12781021
stay on the 'cord niggercel

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
SECOND SCREEEEEEEN BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTCCCHHHHHHHHHH Is this pickle guy developmentally disadvantaged? >>12780829
ZAAAAAAMNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you know which post is pickle nigger's? NOt even me, bitch. :)
Second SCREEN, looking at udder thangs.
PREOCCUPIED, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHH
>>12781062
The one who's typing like a spastic about being a pedo eg >>12781021
>>12781062
he types like budget sparkles
"PEDO"
"PEDO"
"PEDO"
ACT LIKE SHE 'S IN FUCCIN ELEMENTARYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyy like DAMN
SMDH
>>12781079
I don't know who any of these people are. I thought the funny monkey thread was just about funny wordplay and interesting observations
>>12781082
It is, this guy is just being a faggot
How do you know which post is monkey man's? >>12780744
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu are juss a cude DEElite, mayne. :)
>>12781086
I believe monkey man no longer frequents these threads or may even be dead for all I know, perhaps killed by a homeless in a fight over a chicken leg
>>12780788
FOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR YEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRS AIN'T NUTHIN
BEEN MORE THAN THAT SINCE I CAME HERE & MADE MY MARK, BITCH
>>12781081
Not an adult is she. What is it, 12? 13?
Cognitive warfare (認知作戰) - a component of the Chinese Communist Party's (CCP) strategy of ``unrestricted warfare'' (超限戰) - targets human perception, attitudes, and decision-making through information manipulation, propaganda, and psychological operations to achieve strategic objectives. pickle fag has had a leaky butthole for 6 years ongoing now, who will save him -,askin me for, i don't need be puttin' her info OUUUUUUtttttttt on front street liek datttttttt............ >>12781103
didn't you post her nudes already?
>>12781105
yes and pedomods didn't delete it so cops can see he posted that shit at any time
>>12781093
Thats why you're retarded, because you didn't realise that the point was not what you think of four years, but what she does, and what might happen in those 4 long teenage years that you think will carry on as they are now indefinately. This your first gf? lol and its not even real its a kid online. Bit sad innit. Anyway you'll find out one way or another.
We apologise for this interruption. Normal monkey service will resume as soon as possible. said her mom dated guy twice her age when she was hers, so runs in FAMILY, BITTTTTTTTCH
u can check her old op's. she always wanted older guy to be into her. say's im too much of a 10 for her, SAVES DOSSIER OF MY PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS OFF UDDER SOCIALSSSSSSSS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
FOLLOWS MY FAMILYYYYYYYYYYY BITCH
highly highly doubt anybody come swoop in and replace whatever vacant hole i'd leave behind, but keep graspin' at straws, monkey mayn :)
whatever's mayne, u gotsit !
>>12781121
And is her mom still with that or those guys? People change a lot from that age onwards, its called growing up :) Besides, as an adult, even if some kid is coming on to you, doesn't make it ok for you to respond. Walk away nigga, or preferably kill yourself.
>>12781133
You sound SO fuggin BITTER mayyyyyhn. Like, it's not GOOD look for future healf. Kick back 'n' relax in munkey, don't hab a COW, mayyn ! >:]
my business be mines !
u's da bitter scorned, YEARNING lubbermanes
~bacpat, u'll find sumone 1 day
I;m going to tell my grandkids this was seuss >>12781136
ok, tell that to the judge
i want to say it so bad but i'll refrain i still dont understand why hes blatantly incriminating himself on here Gregorian Pants gantz you won't believe what this Reddit user found in their fridge Mankstein island located entirely within your refrigerator guys please remember the server rules say do not send anything unsuitable or questionable. I shouldn't have to explain what that means. Use discretion YEEEEEAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh, been up past hour wid my buu :)
We get up nice and early and spend day wid each other
YOU WISH u had sumone to check in on youuuuuuu in the morning, and ask where u are throughout dayyyyy :)
MANKEEEEEY HYPEEE AAAAAA
SODA SODA SODA
ASK ME WAT THEY GETTIN HYPED BOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT >>12781588
what dey get hype bout blud
grape soda 17 days until the k-on rewatch >>12781592
ITTTTTTTTTT'SSSSS BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHDDDDDD NOT BLUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>12781593
apple soda
>>12781575
>>12781588
>>12781595
goodmorning dadddyyy iiiiii LOVE YOUUU but wjy are you here in this DUMB RETARDED thread come back :/
introducing: fermentation play in traffic, kick rocks, tap the glass on the 95th floor, sleep on the subway floor, crack the employee only door, live dangerously

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
YEAH, neber thought that would happen huh :)
Thought i only end up wiff Kevin, huh.
NOAUUUPE. got me premium girl.
Me.
All me. not u, bascly :)
there's this one phrase, ``I feel like a dog on a motorway'', which I think I remember from a TV show movie or game but Google can't find it. I wonder if it was from some Japanese media in translation Im like a monkey chasing a car. Im fucking that tail pipe if i catch it thats hot OUR SAAAAAAAAGSSSSSSSSSSS IS INCREDIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE HAB NUCLEAR ENERGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
she's disabling the wifi block wid her mom's phone tonite so she can stay up later :) you'llllll neber hab that genetic God-giben mars & venus scorpio intensity & glare wid ur eyesssssss..........................
the kind to make girl WET juss by lookinnnnnn
I HAB MULTIPLE AQUARIUSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IN MY CHARTTTTTTTTTTTT, BIG THIMKERRRRRRRRRRRRR ENERGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY wheres the svgs not retard :)
actually really smart, exceptionally, dey said :)
virgo & aquarius for mercury
>>12781700
Dubs for not retard
my chart is like ummmmmmm a big chess piece CHECCMATE type'a setup.
bascly
not eberybody has such diverse placements
pronounced svugg for me it's ``ess vee jee'' toriyama, miura, takahashi, takahata, lynch, friedkin, pynchon, baudrillard, dabid foster wallace, ted kaczynski all dead bros :(
eberybody dyinnnn
pynchon is not dead fuck you for making me check that very big shit yo im shitlord dang check this out ess va jayjay grape soda

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
rape soda. think about it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12781913
>>12781905
le 2 same fortunes we are le ebin!

and also
>>12781910
>>12781914
le 4 same fortunes!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Man who chase car get exhausted car who exhaust man get chased im a dog hear me roar

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12782004
blork blork

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Juicebox jury You’re a washed-up loser meme. You’re not even a meme. Whatever, jungle is massive Amen Brother toad the wet sprocket VS. a frostbitten hot pocket toastin frogpockets frog feet >>12783285
insanely hot
Wicked. Wicked. frog shampoo frog real poo shamphibian frobnocket ...did they finally capture pickle dick? monkeys prefered cake (mashed banana and sweet potatoe sponge, decorated with nuts and seeds and some berries) sounds yummy! simian spectacles apetarded monkoloid orangutans look like down syndromes >>12783810

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