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any porn actor that looks like Paul Dano or have a similar geeky look?

By riku | Updated 02/10/26(Tue)21:54:12

any porn actor that looks like Paul Dano or have a similar geeky look?

any porn actor that looks like Paul Dano or have a similar geeky look?
the videos can be gay or straight i don't care

forgot my fortune also really hoping for gay

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
i hope u find some content for ur fulfilment >>12780854
i did not day that...
but yes i IM hopping for gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI-ol25RFws >>12780852
>>>/r/
>>>/hm/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNKjIYbvy38 >>12780861
riku do you make the red konata pictures or do u just have a huge stash of them?
>>12781067
I make them when i need them, but i do have a folder
>>12780935
thanks anon
>>12780852
luser
>>12780852
uhhhhhhhhhh......... why him? wtf
>>12781955
you have dubs too
>>12781969
why not i want to see it also

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12781969
bc he is a total hottie that makes me soaked !
>>12781978
someone who understands me
>>12781978
Admittedly I'm not into men, but I just don't get it. He's a small, pasty white, nerd with no real physique or charisma to speak of. Surely there are better looking men for you homos to lust after. He just seems like a strange choice
>>12781982
Is he tho?
>>12781988
no
>>12781991
yes

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12781999
is he really?
>>12781988
I personally wouldn't feel so ashamed of mentioning that im bi if men actually tried looking like OP pic or similar
>>12781988
I don't like buff guys
they don't arouse me, like at all
ive always preferred cute guys
>>12781955
thats cool i just scoured the internet for tomoko pictures like a loser
>>12782084
So you like a guy with stamina over a guy who can pound you harder? That's fair.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12782136
scoured for the lowest quality possible

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12781955
dubs!

>>12781988
dubs!

>>12781999
trips!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
He’s great in there will be blood >>12782151
He brings the whole movie down and he's the worst actor in the SAG. Also I love feet btw
>>12782157
Oh stfu lol
Slurp my asshole while ur at it
>>12782157
thankks for the funfact
>>12782137
I just think there superrr cutee
I just wanna ride them till i pass out
>>12782478
i can relate to this lol
>>12782538
we have like the same brain
>>12782559
we are probably just intentionally separated clones discovering eachother's existence
>>12782563
holy shit you guys are literally middle schoolers just dm eachother
>>12782616
rudeposters when people actually have a conversation instead of posting porn and spamming the word 'nigger'
>>12781988
A lot of gay men are attracted to men who look like themselves. That's where the "boyfriend twin" meme comes from. I would totally understand why a homo on 4chan would be attracted to the guy in the OP
>>12782652
you FORGOT TO MENTION THE DUBS U IDIOT !!!
>>12782652
Why do people always gotta go the gay route when i post Dano?
I thought he was more popular whit the girls
>>12782563
true !!
>>12782616
Let us be a little immature Laikanon, it is /s4s/ after all
>>12782636
you may as well just be saying the nigger word back and forth
>>12782917
how many grillers do you think post here lole

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12782478
>>12782538
God, grillers wanting nothing more than to ride the dick like a human dildo and get themselves off is so fucking hot.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12782979
>how many grillers do you think post here lole
normally when i make a post about Dano the girl anons usually replay and start talking about other guy
>>12783375
forgot my red konaker pic
>>12783005
I'm not really like that, I would also want the guy to be satisfied
>>12783378
Dudes can make themselves cum in less than a minute if they try. You should never have to worry about that.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12783382
>if they try
haha yeah

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12783382
I envy that about dudes, i wanna know how it feels to cum

and also get hard but I've heard that the feeing isn't even that good
>>12783469
You're a man
>>12783518
i guess im transgender now
when does my penis grow in
>>12783545
You are a biological male. You have always been a biological male. You will always be a biological male. You have always had a penis because you are a biological male.
>>12783469
Male orgasms have a worse chemical makeup than female orgasms and you can only have one male orgasm once every 15 minutes to one hour. If you've really never cum before, get one of those clit suckers we were talking about in the other thread.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12783553
you know when those bigoted old bastards say that woke liberals try to convert you into being trans or gay
that's how this feels
>>12783557
I if I'm gonna cum i want it to be bc of a dick, preferably my future husbands dick
but if im 40 and still a loveless virgin ill get one of those
>>12783557
there's ways around that, just p spot orgasm and you can have the overlapping overwhelming female-style orgams without refractory periods, just dont touch ur pebis

>>12783469
funny how this got le 69 digits
Prepare yourself anons, it's penis class tiem

penis fact #1: boners

boners are literally blood pumping on you, they feel warm and pulsate. they can also happen randomly with no horniness at all, most women don't know about that, random boners are due to hormone production and usually happen on a state of relaxation, like when lying down/sleeping in bed or sitting on a chair. also the older you get, the rarer they become.

penis fact #2: shrinkage

in cold temperatures our body needs to keep itself warm for protection, this is usually very easy for internal organs, but for external organs such as the penis and testicles it's difficult, they need to get closer to the body to increase their heat and so they shrink, and a lot.
some urologists say that it can be up to 50% on some males, the shrinkage effect also varies from person to person according to genetics, but it's mostly the same for everyone.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12783617
i feel myself getting smarted wow,
>penis fact #2: shrinkage
does the penis goes back to normal or do guys lose a few inches when this happens
>>12783633
it does go back to normal, but some people (le xperts) say that staying in a very low temperatures for prolonged time can cause irreversible damage and/or size reduction

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12783633
Like you don't know
>>12783690
brah let me be retarded
I thought like the first time it happend it would shrink permetlly and then like not shrink anymore
>>12783693
if that were true everyone in russia would have micropenises

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12783709
They do
>>12783617
>cold temperatures
>shrinkage
>i live in a very cold climate with very harsh winters and frequent -40 windchill
you're telling me all of the guys in my area have small dicks????
>>12783755 (dubs)
they get bigger(normal) when theyre hard/warm inside their homes
its just when its cold
>>12783738
i guess i have to change my taste in men now

no more edgy russian twinks...
>>12783738
then how is russian porn a thing?

>>12783758
forgot naem

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12783758
oh ok so just keep my future pet boyfriend in a heated basement and not an unheated basement

>>12783769
remember to not make it too hot or he might become infertile, also let him exercise with long walks while keeping him on a rich diet with fruits, vegetables and water so to increase stamina and quantity of cumes.
while you cant find pet boysu in petstores anymore, common places to find virgin, young males of age are as listed:

>>>/s4s/ (for bissexual boysu with mentlel health problems)
>>>/discworld/ (for twinks who like the idea of being groomed by older men/women)
>>>/local university and highschools/ (look for quiet, white boys with long hair and, possibly, shaved legs)

mind you that a permit may be needed to store and/or reproduce with said pets, a printed screenshot with the phrasing 'i want you to dominate me <3' or 'please use me as you want >///<' is usually enough for that purpose.
with that said, enjoy
Slobbering all over riku’s clit! >>12783849
sorry anon im saving myself for Dano
>>12783807
>twinks who like the idea of being groomed by older men/women
unfortunately i'm also young so that probably won't work but maybe after 10 years i can find one of those types

>local university
universities here are GOLDMINES for cute twinks i want to just grab one and tell him that he belongs to me now guehehehe...

i can fantasize all i want but at this point i'm going to die alone and my only company will be my cats
>>12783955
What do you think of mrbussinmaddox? he's collage age
I personally think he's cute
>>12783976
i would definitely handcuff him to a support beam in my garage and cover him in lipstick stains
>>12783955 (dubs!)
>going to die alone
if you're still young there's nothing to worry about, lol

>>12783984
are you a fujo, by any chance?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12783990
>are you a fujo?
h-how did you know that.../?? (yes)

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