This is the Mossberg model 500 pump action shotgun. This is the gun I want to buy to kill myself. I've done my research, and this is the best weapon in it's class in terms of reliability, ease of use, and affordability. I've researched a reputable gun dealer in town, and I could pass a background check in my state and take it home with me that day.
By Anonymous | Updated 02/12/26(Thu)17:55:43
This is the Mossberg model 500 pump action shotgun. This is the gun I want to buy to kill myself. I've done my research, and this is the best weapon in it's class in terms of reliability, ease of use, and affordability. I've researched a reputable gun dealer in town, and I could pass a background check in my state and take it home with me that day.
Sure, that's a cheap way to do it that guarantees maybe a 90-95% success rate
I've got an extra $3500 sitting in my bank account doing nothing right now.
Why not put down an extra $500 for that guaranteed, instant, painless death?
Absolutely no guess work required with a shotgun >>12784259
why do you want to kys? Post results >>12784262
because I'm an absolute piece of shit and I hate myself
I have never been a good person, and I never will be a good person
The world would be a better place if I was dead >>12784259
no it's a 100% rate if you're not retarded >>12784272
that's asking a lot
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12784272
yeah I'm not retarded. In fact I have more than a cursory background knowledge in anatomy. Technically not a nurse but have enough healthcare knowledge to be one. I'm not gonna be a dumbass and aim for my chin. I know the sweet spot: the brain stem. It's right where the brain meets the spinal cord, and if you hit that, you have a 100% chance of instant, painless death.
With a shotgun you don't even have to aim close. You have to be a true retard to fuck up a shotgun suicide. And yes, I'm aware there's a profoundly retard teenage girl who aimed a shotgun at her chin and blew off her face instead of hitting her brain. She is stupid as fuck, congratulations to her. >>12784268
doesn't sound good to me
write down a better reason and come back, i will analyze your message and decide if you're allowed to suicide or not >>12784286
bwahaha
glow harder, faggot I DON'T FUCKING CARE
DO IT OR DON'T
WHAT'S THE POINT IN POSTING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT LEADS TO NOTHING
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12784249
You could hunt with that weapon and eat lots of meat! >>12784317
Tbh hauling a deer carcass through the woods seems like a lot of work >>12784320
Maybe, but you can enjoy it a lot or you could hunt other animals. >>12784295
i am the suicide police, i've done it 200 times already and all of them with a 101% success.
you're only allowed to suicide after i give you permission, otherwise you will be charged with the death penalty
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12784249
unfortunately i have medical records of police forcing me into a mental hospital so i can no longer own a firearm bc i live in the sharia states of america I bought a handgun for the sole purpose of suicide back in 2023 ^-^
Still haven’t done it yet bc I’m a coward :3
Target practice is fun tho! Go reconnect with old family and friends or something. Or try to get yourself admitted to a mentlel hospital before you do something stupid. If child trafficking victims of Jeffrey Epstein who underwent forced abortions and rape are making a life for themselves currently you can have one too.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck thats the shotgun from pretty blood :D >>12784249
cool gun but dont die anon >>12784444
QUADS!!!
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12784322
unchecked doubles on page 10! >>12784249
why dont you just use drugs to feel better about yourself? >>12785321
it's mid-morning and I'm already drunk and stoned, so I'd say I'm doing a good job at that >>12785397
based, mind if I join you? >>12785561
sure
it doesn't count as binge drinking if I eat some microwaved breakfast sausages with it, right? >>12784268
Yeah you just hate yourself
but that are no real good reasons to commit suicide
I mean having lost your entire family or being surrounded by enemies
when there is no way out then you got a reason
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