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VALENTINES DAY...the one day of the year where i goon

By Yuji Sakai | Updated 02/13/26(Fri)19:05:07

VALENTINES DAY...the one day of the year where i goon

VALENTINES DAY...the one day of the year where i goon

i wonder how much the cash value of the 15 hours of three way split screen onlyfans compilation vids i'm going to watch today is

are you taking medication that makes you boring >>12786200
i'm not taking valium anymore
>>12786193
yuji can i be cool like u
Are you ever going to film yourself fucking Katie?
Or at least post some pictures of the action, during or post.
>>12786204
I'm fat ._.
>>12786207
so what? it means fat dick
>>12786207
So?
Maybe do a POV clip, or just cum on her.
>>12786207
Stop eating fucking pasta and carbs every night
I'm surprised Katie is still a pillow she should be the size of a couch by now

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12786213
it's not yuji's fault that she's an useless skank who can't cook
>>12786230
A night out on the town for her is a can of redbull and some al dente pasta cuz Yuji can't cook
Lol

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12786213
why is a zeppelin making fun of a balloon?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12786239
It's simple teasing but also I'm 6'1 and 220 pounds so I'm just plain bigger than Yuji
Sorry your attempt to get a rise out of me failed but effort counts eh?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12786239
don't give him an opportunity to make yet another thread about himself
>>12786243
i didn't get it, could you make a vocaroo?
>>12786252
https://voca.ro/1eYiQjmNjN1P
>>12786262
didn't listen
>>12786258
I'm down to my last beer no more vocaroos
plus I sound like a faggot
this thread is about gooning not catfish's beer belly STAY ON TOPIC THANKS >>12786265
DIENT FIRE CAPE EITHER
fucking scrub I killed alchemical Hydra so many times I wore his FACE as a helmet fuck you

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12786265
me neither, his shtick is old
post katie
>>12786272
i'm not listening to them anymore it's been like a year and i can't take it anymore they're all cringe like my neighbors are asking me wtf i'm listening to and i tell them it's a really bad podcast
>>12786270
Bro I sent one DT and your economy doesn't exist anymore
Leave it alone
Never mind the psi storm with a contingent of goons and I morph ht into archons when their energy is done

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12786274
hurrsusddhsusddrrhusr i'm smarter and bester than all of you niggers *vomits all over phone*
>>12786275
https://voca.ro/1fBSOu2YNDQA

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12786281
me angry and irate grrr
>>12786266 (dubs)
XFATFISHVOCARUX status: ABORTED(ESU)

>>12786270
INICIALIZING PROGAM goon

>>12786284
lole fail lolololololol

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12786283
i'm too busy making coffee and getting ready to goon to listen to this
>>12786284
I prefer "ornery"
And don't judge me God made me this way. Kinda like how he made Yuji an autistic whose dick doesn't function :/

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12786287
nah it works ok for a 40 year old guy who takes a dozen medications and is developing cancer
>>12786287

i posted >>12786239, >>12786258, but you're getting boring already
talk about your hobbies or something, calling people out every time like it's tmblr is kinda tiring
if my thingy didn't function I would get so mad it would reverb through tesseracts of reality

thank God I still get violently hard


https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8?si=XWsxtupOy0jICpCc

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12786290
are you taking viagra
>>12786293
he doesn't have hobbies he just drinks and faps
>>12786290
I knew you were on meds I was just trying to be funny but you pulled the uno reverse card and made it not funny but a tangible reality.

Oh and if I had to be dreadfully honest I like you and passposter and I worry about you guys sometimes
And by sometimes I mean the drop rate of a 3rd age pickaxe

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
don't reply >>12786297
i get 9 a month
>>12786309
you saved enough for valentine's day?
>>12786333
yeah i just got it filled took one last night but all i did was watch onlyans splitscreen compilations

don't have any flube injectors though had to fix my're car up
goon

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12786337
where do you even drive also how do you afford gas, insurance and repair
also like I said why do you even need a car
don't reply >>12786344
maybe i can afford these things because i don't drink 210 cans of beer a week
>>12786337
this is going to be great
>>12786347
You only make $225 a week ^^

Literal nigger money. Nigger.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12786358
you've grew up in the gheto and you've been in prison, you're more black than seuss is =^.^=
>>12786365
https://voca.ro/1eox4N8f0hLO

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12786373
didn't listen
ok i listened but i'm gonna go goon now

it's some other yuji sakai trying to slander me that won't stfu about chastity cages btw really wish he would shut up if i had it my way the litereal real yuji sakai would wear a codpiece to show off his monster dong
going to take a shower before i goon >>12786381
>>12786415
>>12786426
you gotta hold me to make me stop...
>>12786415
you're really delaying this
are you afraid or something
>>12786431
dude that's the point of gooning you get hard for like 8 hours then cum like a volcano

also you're supposed to take viagra on an empty stomach and i had breakfast at 7 pm

also last night i hfoed then fapped my benin so im not really that horny right now llole
>>12786449
"Dude I pre ejac and need to take boner pills"

No fire cape lmao

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12786451
no i hfoed after like 4 hours of onlyfans thots
also i didn't fap for 3 days i bet you can't even go 3 hours >>12786449
>you get hard for 8 hours
eh? you mean edging, or literally just staying hard?
>>12786452
I was skimming porn this morning and my faucet started to leak so I stopped cuz I'm not some beta gooner who gets off on denial

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12786458
staying hard

i do this thing where i watch porn for like 1-2 hours but i don't fap or fuck katie peach cuddle succubus 2.0
>>12786461
weird
does being 2.0 mean that she's a new, separate katie entirely or an upgrade of the old one
i don't mean just physically, as in is the old her gone entirely
>>12786464
i think it's more like a lich's phylactery but i'm honestly not sure

i hope i don't need to get katie peach 3.1 (no one liked katie peach 3.0)
>>12786471
doesn't she get mad that you still watch porn while you have her
>>12786471
You never beat kangaxx STFU

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12786477
no she likes cutting it up and making pmv but we didnt feel like doing that this year

what katie peach doesn't like is skinny asian girles she only wants to fap to huge tits and ass
>>12786485
does that make katie a cuckquean if she's ok with you getting off to random sluts
>>12786493
she only gets mad when i don't creampie her i think she's bi so maybe I'm getting cucked
>>12786495
i'm pretty sure she's a massive cuckquean here
she probably secretly wants you to goon to slim asian chicks
ok i'm bored of gooning ok i had 3 orgasms good night it seems to have been an underwhelming valentines day >>12787160
yeah we really need to figure out what's for dinner all i have is macaroni or fish and chips or SPAGHETTI
>>12787684
get spaghetti and have a valentines day argument with katie then throw the spaghetti on the wall
ooommmmggggggggggggg >>12787832
why not monster instead
>>12787835
yuck XP
>>12787842
stupid bitche
also put some pants on you slut
>>12787851
omonmonmonmonmonom
>>12787871
how is she eating without a mouth
>>12787875
sight.... because i ate it myself, she is a doll and cant eat, happy valetines esfores
good morning time to inject flube ok i woke up from flube stasis time to inject more flube >>12790253
7 hrs 20 min. l8r...

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12790253
is that all you do now you don't even post anymore
POST DOLORES ALREADY. PROVE SHE EXISTS. SAY HER NAME. >>12790297
yes
>>12790312
ai hallucination
>>12786277
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12791182
thanks

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