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By Anonymous | Updated 02/16/26(Mon)07:51:32

<<me

<<me
Is everything really bad or is there still hope?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

ew

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
you look like you go to therapy You look autistic as shit but the world won't hurt you for it >>12791048
I want to cum all over your glasses
people really do have such bulbous faces huh >>12791051
Btw, no, I hate them
>>12791052
girls like these aren't autistic, they're just extremely anal
>>12791059
Which makes it even better when you blast their faces with cum
fine ill goon

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12791059
that's why you only do anal
>>12791063
Good choice. Lets goon to this pale pasty bitch's nerdy face together
>>12791060
they don't deserve my antipathy
>>12791069
You love knowing that just a picture of your face makes random internet strangers like me rock hard
>>12791071 >>12791071
I just wanted to know if everything was okay with my face, although I'll take that as a compliment xc
I can recall at least five girls I've fucked that looked exactly like this and I can't remember who was who

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12791075
you pass, girl
>>12791081
Yeah if you are a tranny just keep that baggy hoodie on and let me fuck your cute face
women are gayer than video games >>12791048
I don't know if you're a girl or a guy but I really want to have an intimate and romantic relationship with you.
>>12791048
cute post moar
Niggas so horny and degenerate now- maybe this is why im aroace- Ur pretty tho >>12791409
I'm going to beat you to death with tire iron
How old are you OP >>12791409
The op is samefagging to live out her incel rape fantasies. I thought that was obvious.
>>12791409
Push you out of my car going 80 on the highway
>>12791048
Start mewing
>>12791371
Girl
>>12791519
proof?
>>12791521
I won't post my tits
>>12791539
why not
>>12791539
paley<3

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12791543
I think it's clear that I'm a woman
>>12791547
lol women dont browse 4chan
it is secrit man club hahaha loololloolololoollo

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12791547
well, i dont
>>12791545
Keys you fucking freak
>>12791550
Damn, what am I supposed to do now :(( Looks like I'll have to go back to work at McDonald's
>>12791550 >>12791559
Larp larp larp sahur. Image is ai. Stop fishing for compliments from loser chuds you fucking retard.
>>12791048
Recessed mandible
>>12791563
Prove that this is AI
She looks too convincingly average to be AI tits or gtfo >>12791577
You'll go to jail lol
>>12791580
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
underage b&

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12791583
OH NOOOOO :((( JUST DON'T TELL MY MOM
>>12791568
No lol, also keys
>>12791580
Why are you posting pictures of yourself on 4chan you idiot. A lot of degenerates here.
>>12791580
erm janners

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12791597
this is the only form of socialization women find rewarding
>>12791608
they busy jacking off
>>12791635
Diddy ahh jannies
>>12791539
Some guy on /r/asktrans dumped the formula for growing "real" tits long ago, so even that's not proof anymore. You need to post pussy.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12791672
No thanks
>>12791048
You're cute, but can we get a full body photo, please?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12791677
dubs demand it
>>12791677
Why? I don't have a full-length photo yet, and right now I look unkempt
>>12791675
forgot to take name off very interesting
>>12791679
Even better

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12791679
Guys are body>face. Sorry to have to tell you, not sorry for telling you the truth.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12791681
I'm not op
>>12791690
you replied like you were

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12791705
I know, just being a woman I had to answer this
>>12791714
i will somewhat respect women now because i like the cabbage posts
>>12791714
good evening fellow foid
>>12791732
Hello anon
>>12791732
>>12791745
Now kiss.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12791751
not without same fortunes.....

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12791751
Mwa mwa
>>12791751
>>12791753
OH SNAP!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12791751
>>12791753

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12791754
>>12791714
BIG IFFTROO
>>12791048
>tfw don't hate women enough to have sex with them

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12791789
who are you quoting?
>>12791048
The left wants us dead for being white.
>>12792032
Um, the federal prosecutor!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12791048
riddler genderswap

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12792094
I was born and remain a woman
>>12792081
No I don't, I want (You) dead because I hate frogs.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12792111
trips confirm

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12791714
are you cute?
>>12792094
the rizzler

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Ig >>12792151
>>12792116
*wii no. U r >:)
>>12791048
things don't look that bad. just be willing to settle for an average guy instead of chad
this is how milk looks like >>12791048
it's not so bad, your bangs will grow out and then you can try not chopping them with dull scissors

>>12791567
>>12791471
she has a cute chin and pouty lips
>>12791048
It looks like you live online and love bbc
>>12791048
i wish my bangs were as straight as yours
>>12792608
muuuuhhhhh
>>12792608
I straighten my bangs with a curling iron every morning. You could say my hair isn't straight, and my bangs are even worse if they aren't straightened :[
Yeah no offense but your face just proved my point.
Black queens truly are more attractive than white girls
>>12792608
practice
you look cute, but i'd probably be afraid of you irl because women scare me Esperanza es lo último que queda. (≧▽≦) >>12791048
It seems like all you want is criticism from the neck up. You've been warned that guys care more about body than face, but OK, if you insist. Get your frizz under control, chew hard gum at least once a day everyday to strengthen your jaw, and get a haircut that matches your face shape.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12791048
I literally can't stop masturbating to op's cute face!
>>12791066
dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12791077
dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12793258
Me neither
XY is le cudest!!!!!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
You look like you just came out of the coffin xD

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12791048
u have pretty eyes
I rate it a solid 7 out of 10 I've been jerking off to this cutie for two hours now!! >>12794718
b-but this is nice & NOT lewd board
>>12794718
Someone else could have used that nut, share the load!

https://youtu.be/wlJgD4GuDVs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12791048 >>12791048
Whats up with you eyes? those dilated pupils indicate drug use, specifically adhd meds
>>12794723
who is she OwO

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12791422
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12794445
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
is op ever going to post here again? >>12796007
Idk what to write here, that's why I don't write
>>12796041
just post more pictures?
>>12796049
I'll think about it, is anyone interested in looking at my photos?
>>12796060
sure
>>12796060
yes

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
foids are beyond parody Reminds me of this >>12796091
>>12796089
Well, then I'll try to post something during the day

Your fortune: Bad Luck
parodying women is highlighting the missing personality you had to make up for them <new pic
This photo is less successful, I don't know how to take pictures

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12796391
HOTEHOTEHOTEHOTE
HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>12796391
You look like a teenage boy in a wig
>>12796415
I noticed this too, maybe in the future I'll use more makeup. Or maybe I took the photo at a bad angle
>>12796415
SHE LOOKS LIKE A SLEEPER PAWG<33333
i'll call you hot if you can prove you're from somewhere like eastern europe >>12796429
Ok, how
>>12796435
surely you've got something lying around with a label written in your beuatiful slavtongue
>>12796442
I'll send pic later
>>12796391
>UK timezone
you lying bitch
>>12796450
I didn't say I live in UK
i bet your lips taste like greggs op you're 18 right? Please tell me you are so I don't feel bad about jerking off to you like this >>12796465
>>12796474
covert advertising on [s4s] is clearly an effective method
oh you're german. This explains so much. >>12796391
We still need to see the rest of your body so we fully know what we're working with here.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12796474

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12796483
i dont need 2 c 2 beelieve blackberry chan is PAWGERS i can feeelts
>>12796494
show me something funny
I want to marry you so much >>12796503
the average age of known posters who haunt these threads is like 41
>>12796511
what will you do when he's 30 days away from turning 31
>>12796497
big if true
>>12796518
show daki cover
>>12796518
which do you have
if only i could believe you're being stoic in that rugged slavic way >>12796474
get b&!
>>12796541
as if
bring her back
she was never boring and she always looked greated
>>12796548
balloon tits

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12796548
that dandelion cover is the most interesting thing i've seen from you so far
>>12796503
And if I am?
Interestingly, the person who posted the pictures and the person who said they were 17 (banned now) appear to be 2 separate posters i wish girls weren't a mossad psyop >>12796637
It was me (op) I guess I shouldn't have said my age even if the difference is small
>>12796696
it's okay
if you ever want to move out of eastern europe and into america hit me up
>>12796709
I will think ,']
>>12796488
excuse me? her name is femgado

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12796728
I luv femgado then
Stupid little girl >>12796754
please don't be mean to my future wife
>>12796758
Isn't this a cp?
>>12796696
another victim saved, good job PPTM!
>>12796476
Damn, I want to buy this now

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12796921
mfw no Schweppes BlackBerry lipstick qtgf

> ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
She reminds me of someone but I can't remember who... you seem like the kind of person who lends you their pen :v

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12797027
God, this literally happens to me every day TT why don't people carry their own pens/pencils

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