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By Yuji Sakai | Updated 02/23/26(Mon)19:46:14

this is [s4s]

this is [s4s]

>>12806337
/slampig/ general when?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Blackberry is such an ugly annoying whore. I wish she would just die >>12806353
why? from what ive seen shes quite nice
yeah, she wants attention but everyone wants that on /s4s/
>>12806353
No she is a kawaiii griller :3
>>12806337
Let me just say that juliesexcatgirl doesn't deserve half of the gate she gets
>>12806353
tsmt black QVEENS are superior and we, white aryan men VVILL breed and racemix. White "women" are literally the word "ugly" themselves.
>>12806337 >>12806337
this is a yuji sakai seething thread
>>12806337
the duality of [s4s]...
>>12806381
Neck yourself faggot
>>12806337
her at fourteen her at forty one
>>12806385
no thanks, we can kiss instead
>>12806355
most posters strive for that through effort, hard worke and getting digits THOUGH

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
The faggot simp board
Ironic
>>12806404
That's my new erp friends you are taking about
>>12806337
if youre gonna be a girl at least be fucking normal and post like everyone else on the board i assure u nobody cares about your bmi 30 body and ur wierd nose

its like blogging but instead of ppl being able to scroll you waste a slot on the first page with your attention whoring post
>>12806388
Age dubs
>>12806417
its the fact that shes being simped over whilst being boring just cause she has a vagina
what does she even bring to the table
just find a prettier girl on twt or tumblr to simp over without bumping this obese woman into oblivion giving her 200 replies per thread
>>12806428
I mean it could also be some weird discord posting AI gen images and doing the simping themselves looking for lolcows
>>12806431
thats frickin weird does that happen often
is julysexcatgirl an ai
>>12806434
Oh she's real, the other one probably is AI.
>>12806431
discords like this needs to get exposed for the lulz
What is this? Battle of the mids?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Trantastic! >>12806353
nice try julie
>>12806337
left all fucking day and night
>>12806434
if she's ai why did it make her so uggo
>>12806337
Yeah... What happened?
>>12807334
weird >>>/r9k/ discord kiddies unironically circlejerking.

Your fortune: Outlook good
lol neither of those threads made it past my filter >>12806428
ur funny
>>12806337
Medium or spicy lol
>>12806355
The only attention seekers on this board are the namefags, tumblr/r9k/soc rejects, and that guy that posts his cat constantly for years. Everyone else is just a normal poster
So let me get this straight. Yuji posting a picture of his sex doll for the 20,000th time is high quality content, but a cute girl posting a single picture of herself is low quality spam that throws [s4s]ers into a frothing rage? >>12810435
Yes
>>12810435
>girl
>>12810435
his posts are 1000% higher effort at least and bumped less because dum dums are desperate for a crumb of foid attention

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12810448
You see when you say it like that, it makes it hard for me to believe that you're honestly worried about maintaining high standards of quality on this board. It really sounds like you're just a chud incel that hates women
>>12810427
>that guy that posts his cat
rupert is board culture and currently a sticky
>>12810451
he doesn't hate women, he loves katie peach after all
Yuji complainign about attention whores is irony indeed >>12810452
The /r9k/ and /pol/ rejects don't care about board culture. They just want to turn this place into yet another shit heap like all the other boards they ruin
>>12810451
i thought incel meant involuntary celibate which seems to better describe you and the posters desperate for female attention
>>12810462
I'm 6'4", reasonably attractive and I have money. I can get laid if I want to. I still think Blackberry is cute.
>>12810465
of course you could, if you wanted.
>>12810466
And sometimes I do! But honestly I would rather get drunk and feed birds
>>12810469
Are yoiu the mouse genocider too?
>>12810462
This
>>12810451
Yuji's posts unironically ARE high quality

Are you... a newfig? Please tell me, who is Saeed
This is your test
>>12810435
Both of those things are bad
katie peach is satire lmao >>12810500
are those ironic dubs too?
>>12810479
Saeed is a happy graduate who enjoys Doremi and made some delightful comics demonstrating his love for his little sister
>>12810500
Sure

You're just ironically living with a ife sized female doll,feeding it noodles and fucking it
>>12810472
Yes. Fuck those mice. They know exactly what they've done to deserve their fate
>>12810511
I thought so. My point in mentioning that is that you act nice, like "oh I jus feed le birds", while you are also the person smashing mice against a wall. Pretty sure you're too old to be giving some random teen girlposter on here attention too, greybeard
>>12810517
I like feeding birds but I don't like living in mouse shit. Life is certainly full of contradictions, isn't it?
>>12810506
You knew??
Okay if you are him you are off the hook and are a certified oldfig
if you are not him, I am watching you, I am aware of you, the dogs will not rest until they find you.......
lole!

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12810521
wow so you are retarded and weird, good to know
>>12810521
I'm just revealing the lie behind the acting nice and innocent routine that may be present with some, blogposting and chatting to likely underage posters like tis some grooming discord instead of random anon memeing. If you're a greybeard you shouldn't be engaging with the kids that might post here. You wouldn't be hanging out with whoever the fuck this Blackberry person is in real life, nor would she likely want to. You just stick to your trailer and your birds buddy
>>12810539
You've certainly exposed me by revealing the truths I openly post here regularly. I'm surprised you haven't hit me on being a drunk and not cleaning enough. I could make a nice list of all my shittiest qualities if you'd like.

I'm not gonna stop being nice to blackberry though. I may be a peice of shit. But she's not.
>>12810554
Why are you being nice to her though? Why anything to her at all? Why are you posting anything about yourself? Thats the whole issue here.
>>12810554
I also am the one who regularly posts about wanting to blow their brains out with a mossberg model 500 shotgun. I've never tried to present myself here as someone who has their shit together. I dint know why you think someone who openly posts about living in a filthy, mouse infested trailer, us suicidal, and gets drunk every single day is trying to act like they're the most stable, sane person on this board
>>12810561
Why is anyone here posting anything at all? This board has no theme. It's just random shitposting
>>12810568
This board does have a culture, just many disrespect it which is rude! Here if you want to learn what this is all really about
https://s4s-education.neocities.org/education


Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12810573
I've been posting on this board since day one. Board culture is a meme. Its just a random, ironic shitposting board with forced memes and mentally ill posters.
>>12810568
Yes random shitposting. That doesn't equate to grown adults trying to "befriend" the possibly younger posters that might unwisely think this is a "nice" place they can make friends. I am sure they would more likely be looking for other young people to make friends with anyway, not some middle aged losers. Ignore that shit and meme away. I don't care where you live or if you want to blow your brains out, and neither does some teenage girl want your attentions
>>12810583
And I equally don't care about your opinions, lol
>>12810582
I was here on day 1, I missed a lot of othder days in betweem though. There was a lot of pony posting on that particular day

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12810597
Remember fwefwe and teacakes? Man we used to have the best forced memes
>>12810600
I think you mean morced not forced, right anon?
>>12810566
Its your choice to live in filth if thats the case. Theres nothing wrong with a a trailer, you own it. Thats a decent position to be in. You might be lonely I guess, but befriending a random teen on here is not the way to go and I'm sure you know how pathetic that is. See I know all this shit about you, despite not caring. I literally would not care if it turned out you did blow your brains out. I don't want you to do that but whatever, i can't caontrol that. You can. You can clean your act up, and stop being an attention whore. And post memes.
>>12810604
Honestly you post more about blackberry than I do. I just visit her thread and tell her she's pretty. You fill the catalog with multiple threads complaining about her and won't shutb the fuck up about her. Check her thread right now and tell me when the last post was made. How many posts have you made about her in that time?
>>12810611
I've made no reference before the couple to you in the previous posts I juts joined in this thread the last 30 minutes or whatever. You know you're a piece of shit so you either change your ways or do whats right https://youtu.be/OoCZY9GRlD0
>>12810633
I know I'm a piece of shit, but it's not because of anything I've said to blackberry. I just counted, of the 250 replies in her thread, 6 of them are from me. And this is one of them, telling her not to ever trust people on 4chan.
>>12810649
Well maybe I got you wrong in that case i would apologise for thinking something different but still you're an attention whore revealing shit about yourself trying to be "known" on an anon shitposting board. You're getting attention so I'll drop it but go clean your trailer and feed the birds
One more thing sorry for going off on you but. It actually pisses me off seeing people say they want to kil themselves. I mean what do you want anyone to do with that? You know people are going to say shit like "oh noo don't do that you're a worthy person" and all that crap. Is that what you're looking for? What the fuck is so bad that shooting your own head off is a serious option that you're considering as a life choice? The world is shit yeah, i'm not a millionaire I aint got nobody so what, grit your teeth and cope. Stop being a bitch man fuck you >>12810737
abused as a kid in multiple ways. abused as an adult. parents hate me. almost killed by my fat jewish bpd ex who left me for a literal pedophile felony sex offender after 12 years. constant anxiety. deep-seated self-hate. I'm a self isolating introvert who has been abused so much that I honestly fear actual connection. no friends, I barely talk to my family, I only see like 2 people at work especially now that I've been working weekends. I hate going outside. I hate seeing other people. I hate who I am. there would be absolutely no loss in this world if I killed myself and you are 100% correct and justified in not giving a shit.
>>12810747
OK now I feel bad. I do give a shit, thats why I'm even saying any of this. Even a random person i don't know if they say shit like this I feel like I want to help in some way, but am powerless to do anything, and then worry that anything I say will make it worse and maybe even pushed you over the edge. Anyway fuck how I feel or what i think. I dunno what to say man except sorry for being a dickhead myself and you probably didn't deserve it.
>>12810747
Games and animes are fun to do if your alone and [s4s] is fun and nice too u can live a nice life and not need others to be around or act u a certain way, to be haopy all u need to come to terms and accept urself it's ok to be a weird shut in theres a lot of people like that so don't need to hate yourself for it but if u do want to do be something more than try to harness that desire as motivation inetead if letting it turn to self loathing. We all go through different thing but still somehow face the same troubles. I hope y feel better anone, you have a lot of time to figure this all out

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
You shouldn't hate yoursefl for what others have done to you. You should hate them. Wait no, don't turn the shotgun on them. Thats not what I'm saying. But why hate yourself? Thats crazy. Unless you have done some bad stuff. Have you done some bad stuff? None of us are perfect. I got to live with the guilt of what I did to that poor frog. Thats my punishment. I don't want you to blow your head off, even though I don't know you. On the other hand I don't want to be defending someone who might be evil. I mean idk he might be a jeffery dahmer or some shit. Who knows. Thats the conundrum. Anyway I think I better shut up now and definately never volunteer at a suicide hotline. >>12810777
not reading this but you have three of the same numbers at the end of your post and the number is in fact a 7 which is culturally considered a lucky number, perhaps a great bout of fortune awaits you.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12810777
Nice numbers but what happened to the frog anon
>>12810780
Its difficult for me to admit but when I was a young boy there were some older kids who were mean but they were the cool kids and I wanted to hang with them. We found a big frog wandering about on the road and they started to do mean things to it. I am ashamed to say I participated. I poked it with a stick and put its little hand over its eyes to protect itself. I will never forget that. And then ultimately I dropped a big rock on it. I've never done anything liek that ever again and I love animals. I guess thats why I overcompensate being judgemental for things like this other guy who smashes mice. He has to dispose of them, I get it. At least he's not being cruel to them like I was to that frog.
>>12810792
I'm sorry if killing mice upsets you but I have a right to not live surrounded by mouse shit. Trapping and releasing a house mouse is just a slow painful death because they're a social species and they will never survive alone outside in February. If you use glue traps you have to have the balls to actually kill the mouse, that's the humane thing to do, the way I do it kills them instantly.
>>12810792
You did a good thing, anon. Frogs are evil

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12810796
No its ok, its just me being an asshole. I had some mice in a house I lived in myseIf, eventually I just moved on rather than deal with it lol. Also thought perhaps wrongly you were creeping on the girl but what you posted seemed more like you were telling her to be careful so forget all that. It sounds like you had some shit going on that I have never had to deal with. I'm self-isolating too, but I prefer it that way. Any shit I'm saying to you is from a place of complete retardedness on my part. Sorry for getting all serious and shit but I dunno seek help rather than blowing your head off maybe I can't say anything to fix shit so I'll just go back to anonymous shitposting and hope things turn out ok in the long run
>>12810799
lole dubs confirm

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congrats /r9k/ on another e-girl orbit thread reaching bump limit here >>12811536
you don't understand. blackberry isn't like the other e-girls. she's special
>>12811584
just like all the others
>>12811584
definitely the same as everyone else, lole
>>12806337
i don't understand how they can get the confidence to post themselves while being so ugly
>>12811641
I think she's incredibly beautiful
Unironically spam them with gore and poop

That is what got Mikugirl and Femcel and 2 other girlers to leave

I see no gore and this one stays, not a coincidence it is really that simple
>>12811658
mikugirl is rangebanned

regularfemcel got arrested by sharia police probably
>>12811662
rapemeat...
also regularfemcel still posts here without a name
unironically makes threads talking about herself most of the time
>>12811683
i miss her nose ;_;
>>12811683
do you ever think there's something wrong with you for obsessively talking about raping an underage girl?
>>12811691
Why are you so obsessed with rape?
>>12811692
Oh, I'm sorry. I must've imagined some kind of connection between the phrase "rapemeat" and rape. Quite the misunderstanding, there.
>>12806362
American TRVKE
>>12811694
Do you tend to act this schizophrenic over finding the word "rape" in psychotherapeutic?
>>12811691
point to where i talked about raping someone
>>12811708
rapemeat - a meat meant for raping.
"The guy keeps saying rapemeat in response to the other guy saying "mikugirl" he really wants to rape those minors"

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mikugirl has a roblox bf now you have no chance >>12811952
stop bragging bruh
>>12811940
get this on urbandic ASAP!!!!!
>>12811957
I'm never gonna hear from her again she keep getting banned by discord over and over
>>12811965
and you know exactly why. and it's the same reason why you shouldn't be talking to her
thank god discord admin has more good sense than you do
>>12811968
what i don't talk about weird shit that's some other Yuji Sakai

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