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Voodoo Community Service

By B. | Updated 02/27/26(Fri)17:08:32

Voodoo Community Service

Because my plans for today went to waste.... This voodoo doll will do whatever you say, as long as it's nothing horrible. (And no witchcraft, I still have to learn about that.)

>>12813972
fart
namefigs on 4chan aren't your friends
you seem like a nice feller mr. B.
but i don't want to see you end up like the others

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12813972
make him smoke weed
>>12813980
Don't worry, I won't. I can still think clearly.
I only make these threads to pass the time, really.
>>12813987
Ohhhh yesssss ultra drug
>>12813989
u put the B in Be smart! :^)
>>12813987
Oh man
>>12813972
Make him friends with Pea!
>>12814202
They still need to get along :v
>>12814022
dubs!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12814233
Fren dubs
How's your phone, B.? >>12814580
I can barely play Plants vs. Zombies.
>>12813972
Kill yourself nigger attention whore
>>12814640
"You are never alone when you are with Christ"
>>12814322
unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>12814715
>>59
...
>>12813972
You again?
>>12815723
This isn't supposed to continue ._.
>>12816658
Article 1: Every believer must offer cheese-flavored Cheetos.
Article 2: Spicy Cheetos only on holy days.
Article 3: Whoever brings potato chips… will be judged.
hug it

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12816702
Hug.
>>12813972
Make him watch Batman begins
>>12817168
Right now I'm in my dark room, on my night owl's day, looking at things, while everyone else is asleep. I'll do that tomorrow.
>>12817168
Batman
>>12818050
Cude
>>12818052
Thank you :3

https://youtu.be/eRZEEgyMn3g?si=-rUMSEPy3gfpyCGZ
>>12818078
I knew it since he never answered me.
>>12818095
It's not like he has his own phone number.
>>12818119
Nobody should ignore me like that, especially if I'm lying on the ground bleeding.
>>12818126
Good words, I'll use them on the appointed day.

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