[s4s] Tribune

Hello, it's me, the Mayor of Esfores City. I hereby officially declare today, March 8th, as a new national holiday, "Nice Day". I hope you all have a very nice Nice Day.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12832460
wow

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12832463
he is in there! :^D

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again excuse me good sir but where can I acquire some fresh flube?? >>12832489
I think in lole shop or in esfores mall >>12832453
Happy nice day, mr mayor >>12832522
hello is there a map of the city? I'm looking for Bury Good Records, I wanna buy the new Top Kek & tha May Mays album on vinyl

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12832450
there should be a male strip club in the city I NEED A HAIRCUT >>12832746
We can make a map and yeah there is bury good records

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12832909
Need to draw it all >>12833155
Haircut dubs >>12832746
We need to make map

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail TAKE ME DOWN TO ESFORES CITY
WHERE THE GETS ARE CHECKED AND THE NICERS ARE PRETTY >>12833505
EPIC COP, love this store, definitely gonna need to come back when the next album drops >>12834228
Looks neat ngl >>12834228
explicit content? >>12835117
And ebin maymays

Your fortune: Outlook good >>12835462
Looks ebin

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12832450
It needs a bakery where they sell topkeks and cookie-shaped memees like pinku girl >>12835533
Dubs of accept le home!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again Hello yes this is ebin city I like give two thumbs up.
May I please ask where is library so I can gets smarter and understands more.
Thank you in advance.
Done esta la biblioteca? xD don't tell me that you are so fucking uptight and afraid something might happen ..
>something might happen >>12835794
Steven Pinker's esfores library on Pinker street!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12835904
VERY GOOD EXCELLENT.
I enter le building and go to popular and recent section grab as many books as I can hold and bring them to the desk.
(I have two hands I can hold two books)
Please check me out I swear on all that is nice and good I will not return them late.
[Charisma check: Lie]
Which books have I? if any? :^) >>12835904
And down the street is Peven Stinker's Adult Book Store >>12835928
honestly I may be able to do some samba moves

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12836076
Lel >>12835931
Somewhere in backstreet