By Anonymous | Updated 03/11/26(Wed)00:01:48
We une Lummers aren't those creatures that call themselves "soyteens". We are a civil group, a new movement of fun. We like to Lum and you should respect that. This retched idea that we are "soyjaks" is pure soyjackian slander! Notice the difference, it may save your life. Now enjoy your onions, and many topkeks.
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