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The Posters of /S4S/ = March 16th, 2026

By Anonymous | Updated 03/16/26(Mon)12:41:59

The Posters of /S4S/ = March 16th, 2026

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Make the next one less painfully obvious you're biased and forcing cord shit thx bby go back there wow i wonder where this newscaster hails from

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thanks for the nice paper Meh.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12847654
making a "paper" to self insert your avatarfig into everything
>>12847669
scizo lol
wtf are these boardstyles
one is photon and the other is some custom mobile mashup??
>>12847654
i cant believe hes gone

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12847656
>>12847657
>>12847659
>>12847668
>>12847669
You lost

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gleglefigs will never be s4s >>12847695
glegle is for everyone

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12847695
It really comes across as inorganic and forced which is saying something on a board centered around repetition
>>12847695
go find your own board
>>12847695
Why are you so full of hate?
>>12847693 >>12847699 (dubs)
this boards history is almost entirely forced memes at least the glegle posters sincerely like posting gle i guess

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12847717
I never liked "ass" or video games because it's garbage that goes nowhere so don't act like I'm focusing on glegle specifically

I made the mistake of thinking I was the arbiter of funny( which I am) so any meme that had zero context to be funny I just disliked then I realized not everything has to have a point

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12847717
this concludes that soyjakken are indeed [s4s] culture

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12847723
it will never be, just as frogs
>>12847721
brass https://youtube.com/watch?v=hq8oI2uahWE

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>>12847721
I like the ass meme it's a bit silly
>>12847730
ass sure is talented

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12847729

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>>12847729

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>>12847699
because it is
it was a failed /bant/ meme that they now try to force here
>>12847729 >>12847809
oh lol that board sucks ass and I blame those fags leaking here to be why it's not even enjoyable anymore

you fags inadvertently brought shart and pol freaks here with you thinking we were your cousin but we rather you were aborted

one German and an Australian turned our board into liquid shit no one even wants to view anymore
but it's fine I know your lives are miserable lole
>>12847871
Australian? Who is that, that donatello guy?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12847871
sry hehe
>>12847877
dubs the other schizo
>>12847871
/bant/ is way more tolerable than esfores nowadays
thanks >>12847884
sounds liek you shuld go back there frem :^)

Your fortune: Average Luck
Daddy is right you're miserable and want to take us with you. ilu fatfish >>12847887
I am from here I just don't like what this place has become
>>12847880
Bruh saying "the other schizo" on [s4s] you might as well be saying the literally anyone else posting here

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12847891
jaq was right jaq was right
>>12847889
Nah srsly when you view them from a window they have nothing but sewing drama and discontent and it's proof they're miserable and lonely

It's sadder because the concept of being likable is an impossibility so they cannot garner positive attention thus they double down on being invalids


It's sick shit really lol considering "humans" with zero personality exist

https://youtu.be/KgNjZb1zvFE?si=eZ4CHtHDlDfkUrJv

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>>12847890
make love not peace

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>>12847896
weird how you talk about yourself in third person
>>12847896
Have you ever considered there's people lesser developed than you and you should stop being a bully? Faggot
>>12847904
It's literally punching down whenever Catfish gives someone advice he's a piece of shit
>>12847904
>>12847906
invalid responses

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>>12847896
I'm so right they got mad
you're right. This IS bullying
I'm so smarter than you and I don't even take pride in it lol
niggas larp at 4d chess that i set up an hour ago ahhahaha

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
That's not glegle that's lum go back there (x2)

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12847669
low iq take.
>>12847695
I thought this was an anime website, do you retards not recognize that the images are Lum? There are no glegles on that paper.
>>12848294

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wow freaking epic thanks OP >>12848294
you are the only one getting them confused

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

***FIGNEWTON GUIDE, POST THIS IN AS MANY FIGNEWTON THREADS AS POSSIBLE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is a nice board".

2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel/toplel/topkek/kek
newf*g >>> fig newton

3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.

4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.

5. bump the current kek thread to make it the most replied thread in existence, and to keep keks at the top of all keks.

6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/newpol/ if they hate on nelson mandela or privilege. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

8. this board is owned in joint by gippo dudee, le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two, and gippo dudee shall remind you of his ownership daily.

9. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge it can work with you!

10. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared

that's all :^)
>>12848294
they just want to whine about nothing. its esfores culture i think
>>12848336
thanks for you're input OP

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>>12848343
not op but no problem any time
>>12848023
>>12848294
first the lum posts were complained about then a glegle was posted both are >>>/lgbt/ memes for the record

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12848361
glegle is for everyone
>>12848361
Lum isn't an /lgbt/ meme. It barely, if ever, gets posted there. It thrives in /bant/, /int/, /x/, and /s4s/
>>12848369
>/s4s/
>>12848376
my bad, [s4s]
>>12848365
So are STDs

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>>12848379 >>12848361
how are u so confidently wrong lol
did somebody say soyjakken?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12848415
Eaten, devoured
>>12848402
gem
>>12848416
munch?
>>12848417
this, cobson will always be a gem.
>>12848416
Would you? And be honest for once in your worthless life.
>>12848420
Do you ever get tired of expressing yourself solely through variations of a single, tired, 10 year old meme?
>>12848426
YES NIGGER
>>12848427
uhh

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>>12848427
>>12848431
LOLE I was gonna say
>>12848427
no.
>>12848420
of course especially after that GET
>>12847654
wow, this out preformed the Esforesquire.
>>12848427
exactly
glegle is a needed replacement for bury

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>>12848444 (trips)
the current papers are either self advertisements or namefig happenings..

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12848447
glegle i kneel
>>12848447
Burys are cooler then glegles, I'll be honest. They have a funny origin story and have (culture). Glegles are just a mid replacement for pepes/wojaks. Nothing more really, just /lgbt/ runoff
>>12848427
those soyjak variants are fresher than the anime reaction images and buries etc. posted here

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12848461
glegle has its own site with culture and dedicated boards

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Buy an ad. >>12848467
brutal
>>12848447
OI MEIN GOTT!!
DAS WIRD NICHT PASSIEREN!!!!!
AUF MEINEM BRETT!!!!!
>>12848480
OH MEIN GOTT ZAS IST EIN FAGGÖTSITEN!!!!
>>12848480
i need to visit there already but im afraid the cancer aids will kill me instantly

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12848480
I LOBE POLOLTICS :DDD
>>12848480
the final boss of imageboards
>>12848520
we all think this
>>12848480
MOTHER OF GOD NO NO NO!
>>12848525
Being a liberal is based newfag
>>12848524
[Shit libpol Says]
we need more politics and meta threads tbf

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>>12848539
its esfores culture
>>12847654
This was a great paper! unelums on da paper yet again!
>>12848545
cude
>>12848545
Bygone meme latching onto fresh meme
>>12848563
sounds pedophilic

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>>12848485
Lern deutsch du hurensohn
>>12848427
He will ALWAYS be a gem
>>12848522
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12849907
COPE AND SEETHE

gems don’t spawn in the bargain bin of history anon
he’s cubic zirconia at BEST
>>12848539
no we need MORE hyperironic shitposts about nothing and less “meta” essays about why s4s fell off in 2014

politics threads are just /pol/ containment leaks pretending they discovered irony yesterday
>>12848525
better than the shitty
unironically
>>12847693
kill yourself pedo tranny

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