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What’s the strangest or most specific kink u have?

By Riku | Updated 03/19/26(Thu)02:32:56

What’s the strangest or most specific kink u have?

What’s the strangest or most specific kink u have?

when grils are mean to me
it makes me horny
I do not have any fetishes for I'm a normal civilized human being i love feeling hungry

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>>12852586
you're mom
me getting necrofugged in the morgue and my "r*pist" fapping their pebis using my body however they want unironically >>12852617
ya ðat happened to me a couple of times jej

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>>12852586
im not even sure if it has a name but two people phasing into each other, like their bodies overlap and merge together as if they occupied the same space at the same time, and they become one messed up body horror meat thing, i think thats really erotic in a scary kind of way. also i think blue jeans are sexy.

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>>12852657
According to our understanding of quantum mechanics this sort of thing is possible thoughbeit highly improbable.

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>>12852661
the electromagnetic force kind of prevents it in practice but it could probably be made to happen if you got like, turned into plasma or something

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need cuddles >>12852665
It's called quantum tunneling and works because of the wave-like action of superpositioned particles allowing them to occupy positions on the other side of whatever barrier in question. It's very unlikely to happen to a larger objects because every atom in that object needs to tunnel at the same time which is astronomically unlikely. Or you could turn yourself into plasma, sure :^)

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>>12852684
what does quantum tunneling have to do with blue jeans

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>>12852687
Everything

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>>12852586
I guess swimsuit sex. That kind of ties into fantasy as you'd imagine you're at the beach, the pool, ect, but that's the only thing I've got to a kink.

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guys dicks rubbing up on their own tummys muehehehe >>12852586
vore.
>>12852617
>>12852657
>>12852714
These are fantasies, not kinks.

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>>12852718
blue jeans is pretty exotic but i promise its real

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>>12852718
I guess getting skullfucked is nice then
I really like ageplay, but not for pedo reasons. I love being treated like a baby because it's extremely humiliating but also very comfy and safe at the same time, so it exists in a very sweet spot of cute sex and degrating bdsm. I also like the sensory aspect of pacis and diapers I suppose >>12852799 dubs
Now reader, instead of whatever image you just conjured up, imagine this premise but with either Catfish or avogadoposter.

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>>12852805
That's what I was imagining to begin with.
>>12852832
You're such a faggot dude no one will ever like you like you and cado just are miserable losers so you need to make everyone else miserable too it's so obvious
>>12852860
lol
epilepsy >>12852867
mel has posted that she takes epilepsy meds you know. Just saying.
>>12852871
don't watch my 2010s pornhub channel
>>12852586
ppl beatin me up den ab*se afta mucho beers den funni plastic bag asphyxiation then forced to pull air in desperately but deres a penjamin on me lips so im forced totake a blinker n i become retarded rape meat
(weed makes me gay lole)
FUJOSHI >>12852586
that drink I drink, Moloko
i want to fuck riku. i know, it's pretty strange >>12852586
finding someone to love and care for
>>12852586
lesbian domination of men
>>12852586
rapeing your mom

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CHUBBY FURRY BITCHEZ

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>>12852586
a smol femenine penits with no nuts please.

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>>12853652
so a big clit xd

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>>12853654
YES!
>>12852586

Solar flare from Plants vs zombies Heroes.
A PVZ fan doesn't forgive anything. Just for a while, more shitpost than anything, but in its part YES.

SOLAR FLARE AAAHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>12852592
Me when I lie
>>12854161
konatacute!

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>>12853215
Such a small world
everything, i simply have them all, i am always hard >>12854168
What do you think of the bracelets?
>>12852586
ENF
anybody else?
>>12852586
>What’s the strangest or most specific kink u have?
celibacy. I hate people. why would you want to touch them?
>>12854188
dubs

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>>12852657
No idea what this one is supposed to mean can’t even really imagine it, totally puzzled
>>12853203
A lot of masochist in here (dw I’m one too)
>>12853652
I remember when I was little I use to believe that only animals had nuts not guys, still don’t know what made me believe that
>>12853714
Siempre me pregunto porque a los hombres les gusta ese personaje tanto xd
>>12854862
No solo a los hombres, a los fans de plantas vs zombies, si si si.

A Lanzaguisantes también le gustaba mucho cuando estábamos en la web juntos ◉‿◉
>>12854862
idk how else to explain it, like... its like this blue denim fabric, made into pants that u put on ur legs and butte. its really sexye

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being chocked until I passed out, bit hard enough to leave permanent marks, getting pinned down, and being praised. cleveland ohio >>12852586
I just want a girl to fart on me. i dont know why it just makes me comfartable.. *blush*
Do girls who like pain like it because they never experienced pain in their life? I got beat on all the time as a kid and it sucked. Now that im grown if anyone tried to hurt me i'd beat them until their head was a bloody stump >>12855354

I think it depends because I went through same insane shit as a kid and now I have kinks related to the experience
whats the difference between kink and fetish? because the word "kink" is like exclusively used by girls and its always "uwu put cuffs on me and choke me out awagagaaa.." and they can always tell you what "started it"
whereas fetishes are things guys get off to that subconsciously started to turn them on at a young age for no discernible reason. and its always males with these weird fixations
is it ritualistic mind control signals used in children's programming to target boys exclusively to ensure they never procreate? i wanna know why i want girls to use me as a toilet
>>12855365
A kink is something you do, a fetish is an object, and a fantasy is something you think about and/or act out.

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converse shoejob >>12855456
thats hote

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my evilkst most darkest kink is... idk if ur ready ti hear it s4s
holding hands with soeone who likes me and tellin eachoter nice thjng

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>>12852586
penib in tighthigh jobbu
>>12855496
genuinely mortifying
>>12855511
dubs

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i accidentally got off once when i was geting my eyebrows done ,, does tthis count ;—; >>12855835
i'll hold u down and pluck ur hairs for that

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I have a huge fetish for therapists and I really want a cute female therapist to give me a relaxing guided meditation/masturbation session. >>12855354
>>12855358
Well kinks come from trauma a lot of the times and how people cope whit them
>>12855456
Sounds painful !
>>12855511
Each day I learn another ‘job’ type
>>12855835
How does this even happen..? Lole
>>12855876
you have a fetish for the rapist?
>>12854866
dubs

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>>12856232

>How does this even happen..? Lole
I dont know why either my frend
>>12856250
fuck yes
>>12855799
dubs

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