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i can't sleep for some reason i'm too itchy

By Yuji Sakai | Updated 03/25/26(Wed)02:06:04

i can't sleep for some reason i'm too itchy

i can't sleep for some reason i'm too itchy

Your fortune: Outlook good

take a hot bath and drink some cold water, that works for me when im dying at night

Your fortune: Godly Luck
being itchy is a sign of you're about to die-itis >>12864713
i already took a shower today
>>12864716
maybe another one, just for muscle relaxation idk how it works

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12864717
then i get dry skin
should i take a benedryl that shit knocks me the fuck out >>12864723
why not

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12864723
yuji why do you hate me?
>>12864746
elaborate
>>12864712
where does it itch?
>>12864753
hair
>>12864749
you always ignore me
maybe I'm the world's most boring person
>>12864758
try posting stuff like yosho spikeman flube jack ruselel ses snek court keksandra and other s4score memes
>>12864762 >>12864723
ok I'm getting drowsy as fug giodbyw
>>12864762
what about frozone
>>12864762

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
it could be scabies >>12864713
hot bath + cold water combo sound like some medieval alchemy potion bro

i took the benadryl and now im typing like a ps2 loading screen

if i wake up cured you get credit
if i dont inherit my hair itch and carry on my legacy
>>12864895
i take vitamin c maybe i need to take more
>>12864712
Me too

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