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why did they invent bedtime

By who | Updated 03/25/26(Wed)05:13:17

why did they invent bedtime

I don't want to die

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12864934
fun fact: bedtime is when you want it to be!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12864937

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12864938
Then hold it in until you implode on yourself then speak on that kind of thing, little girl.
>>12864939
that seems more reasonable that seems more reasonable yeah yah

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12864934
blame it on the sun

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12864951
yeah yaeh I hate the sun I hate the sun stupid ball of fire I miss when it was winter and everything was better
I miss something else too I can't rembember I can't remember

Your fortune: Outlook good
why did winter end

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12864934
winter ended because you blinked

one second you're wrapped up in blankets hiding from the sun like it's a federal agent and the next thing you know the birds are back and the air smells like wet grass and regret

that's just how it goes
the earth tilted or whatever

you'll get your cold back anon
seasons are just DLC rotations
>>12864940
true
>>12864934
slep is niceuu

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12864934
Thank you for making this thread

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