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I dont like shopping anymore.

By Anonymous | Updated 03/25/26(Wed)09:34:33

I dont like shopping anymore.

I dont like shopping anymore.

tesco's closed due to AIDS thanks for killing my thread now i can make a new one >>12865108
Must be a huge pain in the ass to be a worker there and having to run off to unlock a cabinet every five seconds (;´Д`)
1. Customer asks you to get something for them
2. Open the door
3. Get on the floor
4. Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>12865108
should have went to meme location lole

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>>12865108
i had to get a walmart wagie to unlock a fucking $8 32GB microsd card for me a few months ago
it was rather confusing because i didnt even know the chocolate people have devices with a microsd slot
>>12865118
Sexy Miyuki
>>12865118
actually sd card slots are for poor people
HEY! MY CHIPS! >>12865108
I blame the niggers
When I lived downtown $3 pack of gum was in a niggerbox. It's literal culture shock for regular humans to experience the wonders of diversity >>12865124
Delicious corn fried in corn oil...
>>12865124
SET MY PEOPLE FREE. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12865108
Diversity is clearly our strength
as a non-american, what? >>12865227
Some stores lock up their stuff bc thieves
>>12865227
niggers like to shoplift and woke leftists have managed to convince enough people that enforcing laws against blacks is racist, so stores have had to start locking merchandise behind plastic paneling to keep them from stealing.
>>12865235
woke leftists have methods of curbing poverty that trumpcucks are too pussy to try
>>12865108
woke nicers failed to heal the world so now we need to have armageddo
>>12865108
WTF
>>12865242
copium
>>12865418
okay do nothing and hope it gets better
Locking up criminals has been shown to reduce crime >>12865475
We don't need to lock up criminals. We need to deport them.
Sometimes off Earth, and into the sun.

>>12865242
Even if the "let black people steal whatever they want" method ended black poverty, it doesn't fix the education and employability gap they have with literally everybody else, and that's not even considering their ability to compete as a demographic on the global marketplace
>once they've stolen their way out of poverty, they'll naturally want to seek out education and gainful employment!
Why would they do that when they can just steal almost consequence free for a living? Why bother going to school? Why bother doing anything when they'll always be able to just take whatever they need or desire?
It seems like woke leftists haven't thought this through very much. Or perhaps it's not a genuine attempt to uplift black people at all, but an intentional effort to keep them as a criminal underclass to destabilize liberal (read: capitalist) societies.
If you think about it, why would leftists make genuine attempts to improve and strengthen capitalist societies at all? Instead, it seems more likely that they would rather try to destroy them with whatever underhanded means necessary.
We need to start killing every person who steals. Cut their hands off. Cut their feet off. Inject them with poison. >>12865484
excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>12865484
>an intentional effort to keep them as a criminal underclass to destabilize liberal (read: capitalist) societies.
Based. Blacks are a mere tool for leftards.
Unfortunately, blacks ruined shoplifting which was a development milestone for teens.
>>12865108
>>12865124
do amerimutts really??
>>12865570
Our corn based food products must be protected. Nothing is more patriotic or important than American corn.

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