New 'toss
By Anonymous | Updated 03/25/26(Wed)19:42:40
New 'toss
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https://youtu.be/3RmQTYLD398
Your fortune: Bad Luck Damn it's gonna feel so fucking good being unc when the zoomers start getting drafted. >>12865874
they just raised the draft age to 42 SOME FOLKS ARE BORN >>12865876
Yeah really think they're going to draft millennials before the zoomers? The average age of drafted US soldiers in Vietnam was 19. >>12865881
You can tell they were made for sacrifice >>12865881
https://voca.ro/1iPJ3r0Mx847 >>12865879
this is esfores https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proje
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
filtered trips there's entire categories of gainful employment that are all going through hiring shortages because they can't find anyone under 45 who can pass a drug test, i didnt think the military was like that too lmao >>12865876
this is the maximum age for voluntary enlistment, not the draft age. the selective service system still only affects males 18 to 25.
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12865898
o >>12865893
I don't think you can dodge the draft by failing a drug test. >>12865893
theyre going through "hiring shortages" because they make fake job listings for fake jobs and pretend nobody wants to work so they can get away with not hiring anyone n still get tax breaks for "trying" dont believe the propaganda
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12865898
Bwahahah yes, send those zoomers to the meat grinder. That's what you get for calling me unc. >>12865901
you can dodge the draft by becoming trans, just walk into any planned parenthood and tell them you want HRT if they want proof >>12865905
So you're telling me that Trump is going to send all the zoomer boys to die in Iran, leaving only zoomer femboys, trannies and egirls?
Wtf I love Trump now. life hack: get drafted and immediately kill your commanding officer >>12865917
Protip: if you are cut why not fulfill your destiny and die for Israel >>12865921
Go fuck yourself taco kid. >>12865873
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aEVGCJx
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Sorry I got carried away
Your fortune: Good Luck go back there women - "we want equality"
*get drafted*
women - "noo not like that" >>12865902
this poster's entirely correct don't skip over this >>12865900
nice dubs
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double triple
Your fortune: Outlook good the economy is fake society is over kill yourself and kill everyone around you war bonds for all my fellows, sit back and enjoy the fireworks :^)
Your fortune: Godly Luck They should draft all of the new york jews first >>12866000
Pragmatically it would be a bad idea to send women to the frontline in large numbers. In the reproductive process, men are disposable after they have done their part, whereas the woman is not. If a civilization loses a lot of men but the women survive, it can still continue and replenish itself with a new generation. If a lot of women die, it reduces how much it can replenish. >>12866054
Exactly. If we lose a significant portion of the zoomer boy population to war, I will be first in line to fill in for their reproductive duties with all the cute zoomer girls left behind. If women want a kind of equality, instead of getting drafted to the frontline, they should get drafted to the breeding camps and for each male that dies in battle, one of them must be impreganted >>12866056
creepy as fuck... this is why no one likes you >>12866022
nah they needed those guys in vietnam, huge fuckin oversight there not getting those tunnel snakes to clean house. nice dubs btw
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12866000
epic double-triple; but is turning war into an escort mission 24/7 really a good idea? >>12866056
How old are you? >>12866056
No you wouldn't getr any breeder pussi. You'd be in the bomb factory if too old to fight
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The male soldiers would all give sperm samples and if they die, then that would used to imseminate a randomly selected breeder draftee with their child. >>12866069
43, he said he was gonna get age dubs a while ago in another threade
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12866072
accurate, this will all be tightly regulated so better get it in now before its too late >>12866082
lol that's hilarious, why would you even be on this site if you're that old??? he should seriously kill himself There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck zoomer grils as a middle aged or even old man. Every guy likes young puss unless ur a figot >>12866092
Get married and start a family. Doing anything else means you've never mentally matured past 16. >>12866096
Been there, done that. Doesn't matter if I was mature or not, the BPD whore decided she wanted to be a bitch and ruin everything.
Drunk as fuck and considering dumping porn of my fat jewish BPD ex. >>12866096
Sure, I bet you are going to get married and have kids and you're just posting here until that happens. And years from now when you're fucking your 60 year old wife you will never once think about hot zoomer grils or look at porn or anything, you'll be like oh yeah I love this wrinkly 60 year old pussy its so hot >>12866103
Stop projecting >>12866107
Stop trying to act holier than thou on a retard board on a retard website. Sure if you get happily married thats great. But you're virtue signalling acting like its weird for a 40 year old guy to think fucking a zoomer gril would be hot. If you're a straight guy and you find them hot now, you still will when you are 40, or 50, or 60 etc >>12866114
bavi trailer dude, turn your namefig back on... NOW!!! I'm not bavi, but I am a 40 year old guy :)
Any single guy in their 40's or whatever age for that matter, some hot zoomer chick who liked older guys wanted you to fuck her and jizz all over her zoomer tits, you's be all over it and no mistake >>12866114
All im saying is a post like this
"So you're telling me that Trump is going to send all the zoomer boys to die in Iran, leaving only zoomer femboys, trannies and egirls?
Wtf I love Trump now."
Coming from a 43 year old is downright insane >>12866130
This is not a gathering place for well adjusted people. Bavi does sometimes over-serious post but that could also be you taking a shitpost too seriously yourself maybe. IDK, if all the zoomer guys die and there's zoomer grilsl begging for daddy cock I wouldn't be complaining either >>12866119
nobody acts more holier than thou than bavi why wait to fuck zoomer girls? their pussies are wide open to fuck >>12866133
checked >>12866138
Because even 40 year old guys can be useless and retarded with women. We need an unfair advantage like all the competition getting blown to bits in a war, and then we might have a better chance >>12866134
Oh fuck me because I refuse to sexualize a 17 year old, right? Like I'm so incredibly holier than thou for drawing a line in the sand at 18 and following the law, am I right? >>12866148
Another incredibly creepy bavi post for the archives. >>12866138
there are zoomies who are 30 right now >>12866148
youre a weird groomer so dont even try that line lole you get pretentious about every dumb thing >>12866096
>Get married or start a family.
I'd literally rather die than do this. Getting married is the ultimate NPC move. It is a financial agreement with the government that has absolutely nothing to do with love. >>12866156
Honestly if it wasn't for some help from my parents and their wealth from my dad being like, the #1 corn scientist in America, I would be completely fucked by my insane BPD ex. I owe them everything for buying me this trailer.
Here's some more porn of my fat jewish BPD ex.
I'm really fucking drunk right now. Daily reminder: almost nobody under the age of 70 supports this war. For those under the age of 40, support is even more nonexistent. The only supporters of the war are Evangelical Christian conservaboomers in nursing homes.
Good luck getting men aged 18 to 42 to die for Israel. >>12866161
nice dubs but please spoiler that next time >>12866164
sorry >>12866161
>my dad being like, the #1 corn scientist in America
"Barbara McClintock is considered America's top corn scientist, known for her pioneering work in cytogenetics and her discovery of transposable elements, or "jumping genes," in maize. She was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1983 for her groundbreaking research on genetic transposition." >>12866168
okay that was back in 1983 though >>12866169
Edward S. Buckler? Get a good look at her fat whore pussy, >>12866161
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jesus christ dude, juliesexcat would be a step up Hopefully not Robert T. Fraley (developer of GM maize at Monsanto) oh well pussy is pussy any holes a goal >>12866173
Americans will really plow anything huh >>12866155
dubs >>12866175
I unironically agree if THAT'S his wife then I rue what the man himself looks like
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12866161
is this why he's obsessed with fat women or juliesexpig >>12866098
made a bad call, no need to mope and cope about it; just go on 'head >>12866098
Face is not bad there, I would (if drunk) >>12866193
Well yeah, any pig looks spry when it's smoothed out >>12866185
did bavi just post his cock? ugly people are gross.. >>12866185
oh nononono Bavi and his ex-wife look exactly like I would expect them to look: fat, disgusting, creepy, drug-addicted, STD-ridden, middle-aged trailer trash. >>12866206
you jelly? >>12866210
this shit looks AI generated
like they faceswapped some random politician >>12866210
bavi's got a nice cock, not gonna lie >>12866210
>you jelly?
No, I'm really not.
You remind me very much of the worthless degenerates who I encountered in prison. Most of them will die of drug overdoses, and you hopefully will too. >>12866206
same guy that keeps talking to the not-so-obvious underaged fignewtons on here
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12866213
lemme see if I can get you some video. Hard to do with this faggoty ass 2mb limit, though >>12866215
What were you doing in prison >>12866215
Cheers Joshua, make sure to post more butts on the 'log >>12866219
>make sure to post more butts on the 'log
That isn't me, you fucking retard. I am the last fucking person on here who would post retarded gooner shit. >>12866221 >>12866210
no because ive gotten blowjobs from pretty blue haired teenagers
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12866224
>teenagers
pedo! >>12866224
Yeah but did you get to knock her up?
Nothing feels better than blowing your load in an unprotected pussy and feeling your spirit sucked out as you create a new soul.
I know exactly the time I nutted in her that got her pregnant. Trust me, it feels different, and when you know, you know. >>12866227
im talking about college age not children
Your fortune: Average Luck why is some guy posting two pigs mating itt
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12866222
DubTrips of you're a bad liar :^^^)
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12866229
and how old wre you when you were taking advantage of these schoolgirls? >>12866237
21 because i was also in school
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12866237
Not OP but when I met my ex she was 24 and I was 26. She's always been 2 years younger than me. I hope that doesn't make me a pedo. >>12866238
my god you're a real sicko!
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yeah you're good >>12866242
okay cool, here she is being fucked >>12866199
double
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double triple >>12866251
more! >>12866265
honestly I'm about to pass out >>12866289
drink more or your a pussy bitch >>12866289
Drink more. Do some fentanyl too. bavi dude posting way better OC than catfish ever did
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12866297
i dont think that posting your mothers porn count as OC
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ If they send hundrds of thousands of men my age (18-25) the grillers will have to compensate for the gender disparity by having sex with me since I never signed my draft papers
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