I dont believe a single bird of any bird species is important in the slightest. Change my mind.
By Bob Marley | Updated 03/25/26(Wed)20:28:49
I dont believe a single bird of any bird species is important in the slightest. Change my mind.
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>>12865956
Excuse me but WHY are birds important? What the fr*g has a bird ever done for society? how can u doubt BAVI >>12865959
bavi >>12865947
this is nice board
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>>12865959
they fardded and shidded on your car
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