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i am a boy and i squish my butt and legs and i play with it sometimes

By avogadoposter | Updated 04/04/26(Sat)19:12:32

i am a boy and i squish my butt and legs and i play with it sometimes

i am a boy and i squish my butt and legs and i play with it sometimes

do you still suck your shit in and out of your tract >>12884569
<3
>>12884569
attentionfagging a mental breakdown is double pathetic man

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12884583
did you ever had one?
sometimes it feels a bit refreshing
>>12884589
yap yap, the discord fags forgot you, now you have to turn their eyes onto you again, and the cycle repeats itself again

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
i will warn you that impostering is a crime but do please piss on me danke >>12884569
prove it
>>12884603
but you are here with me forever <3
can i le go on vacation sometime soon?
peace for some time pls dont follow me this time >>12884634
good luck on the train tracks

Your fortune: Godly Luck
ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12884640
Are you really still holding that against me?
>>12884648
just how many people do you suicide bait every year
>>12884650
you seem upset or is this also bait because you know whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, and you know what you have done to le me by doing this again, so gg
>>12884661
nigga I am actually amazed how simular the conversations sound every year.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12884670
i can never be like you guys and i hope thats okay too
>>12884650
this year none that was the imposter
>>12884684
y would some1 pretend 2 b u

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12884698
no idea what would they gain out of being fat german schizophrenic
>>12884702
you tell me imposterfren
beware I gotta be honest I filtered him long ago but I'm so high I have came to a fatal realization. See, I never believed he was schizophrenic he came across more like just a bore with no personality until I realized..that IS schizophrenia
He is so inhuman, lacking subtlety, personality, a semblance of humor or even understanding the concept of this board. He has literally posted the same boring suicidebait slop for the last 5 years making the same boring go nowhere shit threads

He truly is living in groundhogs day. His annoyance was always so cumbersome I loathed him but I truly realize now he is schizophrenic

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12884728
silence
>>12884722
two same number!
>>12884737
scary kot...

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12884721
mhhh warping the reality in some way or form to cover something up
>>12884737
you know im retarded so why
>>12884728
generally mental lelness isnt how people fetishise it its just miserable and annoying

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12884758
I understand this but the behavior is so neurotic and pointless I must assume mental illness
I've long heard neurodivergent or blah blah as an excuse and it's like no nigga ur plain insufferable..
I'm glad u said it I'm starting to feel like I'm the crazy one

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
;_; >>12884728 >>12884750
catfish not speaking is good
>>12884806
he's really smart and Iike his voice
>>12884728
No he's schizophrenic because he has bizarre delusional thoughts like his evil twin brother who has access to top secret government info and has a list of everyone who posts on [s4s]
>>12884815
April fools is over
>>12884815
he isnt dumb dumb but you might be
>>12884767
>67
67
>>12884818
who do you think told him how all this shit works
reality needs to synchronize at some point in time damn this nigga is ugly >>12886367
>67
67
>>12884569
why do you take every single picture from this goofy ass angle
>>12886770 >>12884569
prove it
>>12886770
As someone with similar Germanic facial features I think I can help answer that.

This is a picture taken from that goofy angle.
>>12886770
what anglel do you want me to do im drunk rn so i will prolly do it for them to laf at it
>>12886770
And here I am from another angle. I imagine Gado has a similar issue.
>>12886831
yea the doublel chin, do you want to fix it go to le gym and you will be alright
you know more than me so buy one of those jaw traines and fix yourself
im a lost cause but i still have some hope for le you
>>12886824
pov: its time to take pissy
>>12886831
pov: receiving pissy in return
>>12886829
do this
>>12886838
Ich mein dafür das ich den ganzen Tag nur hier sitze und einfach nichts tuhe ist es somewhat okay, still fat schizo loser tho
imagine looksmaxxing or whatever the people call it these days >>12886871
I don't looksmaxx, I'm just naturally this handsome
>>12886855
hah okay let try this
>>12886878
you are alright bavi trailer dude you feed the birds
if thats really you lole
>>12886878
based more luck to you then
>>12886878
you look like lowtax
they will show up in a van and they will make me do stuff i dont want to le do aaaaaaaaaaaa Die wird mich mitnehmen und dann, ach keine Ahnung lole >>12886917
buy a ps5 pro and skyrim anniversary edition

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12886925
Skyrim was a good game but Morrowind was better.
>>12886925
do you think the people in the mentally halfway house will like me?
i have anxiety about it already, but im chill af if they are
do you know the mentlel hospital situation with the russian guy u really like him because he cared he was really nice fren i really like him because he was kind to le me
gado is this you https://youtu.be/-aAwyllZUrk >>12886934
join their chess club

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12886942
what chess club @_@
>>12886938
dunno im wicked inside but im not that bad if you really think about it but thats not enough either so i just do le this you know, ask them when im not feeling persecuted all le time when i feel save when i feel somewhat alrighty im a okay person
when in the mental hospital was it a good time ? >>12886932
Install and play Daggerfall Unity

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12886934
idk any russians

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12886968
i know one and hes the most based person i know
>>12886966
dubs
>>12884737
built for sexe
still poopin >>12888054
ya
>>12888071
yeah?
>>12888090
dunno man try to take it easy as much as possiblel
>>12884569
ur cute cutie bahhhhh!!! Stop being a faggot :p
>>12888154
thank you i try, give me some time le alone and i will recover from all this mindfuckery lole, its my fault also in some way or form at least i think how it is
>>12886838
thank u for the normal pic. im not gay tho sry. i just noticed its always like ur photos r shot from a lelicopter desu wa
>>12888113
yeah??

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