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aliens just got confirmed to be real waow

By Anonymous | Updated 05/08/26(Fri)10:03:51

aliens just got confirmed to be real waow

aliens just got confirmed to be real waow

>>12940794
awesome
it says composite sketch retard >>12940808
still real
i think all the government has is just the same type of stuff as you've already seen. just a bunch of bro stories >>12940794
i wanna hug/ an AAYYYYY so FUCKIN BAD DUDE
we culd play overwatch 2gether and eat pudding
y wont dey cum down & party wit us? ;_;
>>12940794
>ACTUAL SITE PHOTO
>RENDERED GRAPHIC OVERLAY
>DEPICTING CORROBORATING EYEWITNESS REPORTS
Holy shit it's literally nothing
Ayy lmao >>12941065 >>12941065
>>12941066 (DOOBS)
@Grok
HOLY SHID IS DIS REEL?
>>12940794
i can confirm superman is from the alien planet krypton, can i get a power ring now?
ayyyy lmao

Your fortune: Outlook good
Ayyyyy

https://youtu.be/P9I1_EhnNG4?si=bte3mxfGRsnREdca
>>12940794
>we built Area 51 for THIS???!!!
>>12941441
why did we build area 52 for then
>>12941450 >>12940794
that's mario 64
ayy lmao >>12941499

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>>12940794 i guess everyone is too apathetic about this to actually read the files so i will have to do it myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idWNKBdR2jw
>>12940794
Just because a butt plug appears in the sky doesn't mean aliens are real
The whole human race is already pretty loony half of the documents are just shitposts send by random people. not too different from the epstein files. >>12941608
i laffed harder than i should have

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>>12941610
truth.
and why is it the first time someone says that
>>12940794
they already confirmed it in 2020
>>12941806
when aliens are real but nothing fucking changes

worst timeline
>>12941806
well yeah, but that was before they needed to distract from Epstein, okay?
>>12942105
You're right, that was when they wanted to distract everyone from the pandemic or some bullshit
I always knew it, I was always and forever totally in believing of Aliunts and UFALs Ayyyy lmao

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>>12941495
ayy lmao
>>12942114
AYYYYYY LMMAAOOOOOO
who wants they ayylmussy ate >>12940808
it's drawn by an alien
>>12940794
what time is it?

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>>12942562
Yoo
>>12940794
Holy crap thats epic, do they fly around southern Manitoba anytime? Weathers great right now,
>>12942743
we'll be coming soon :^)
i see these things in east Tennessee all the time >>12942744
intergalactic dubs
bring snacks plox?
>>12942777
TRIPS say aliens are bringing snacks soon
really great thread op

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