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By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)00:45:31



Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12943201
i just finished crying over my kitty
i can tell the owner of this room is insufferable to be around >>12943201
>>12943206
skovmoj
>>12943201
Being this performatively cute seems really exhausting tbh
>>12943201
this feels so sterile and unhomely.
What's comfy is plushies, not expensive plushes of recognizable "fandom" characters but just a random assortment of stuffed animals each with their own soul. Instead of sickly pink stuff everywhere, go for warm colours, crimson, brown, orange. Replace your uncomfortable girly gamer seat with a nice armchair like a chesterfield and put a cushion on it. Instead of cheap aliexpress tech junk, get a bookshelf and maybe a huggable-shaped crt tv.
Not only are all of these things more comfy, but they are more genuinely child-coded than this kitsch littlespace-poser aesthetic.
>>12943201
how is everything in that room not absolutely covered in cat hair?
>>12943278
the cat was slammed against the wall shortly after the video was taken
>>12943272
I'm gonna be real with you chief I think you just hate women
>>12943207
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8aecyFEnMYs
the room owner is a male btw tbsedu >>12943311
Dubs
>>12943307
it's performative cuteness that cycles in on itself into being an uncanny fascimile of cuteness, everything is laid out picture perfect in a completely non-organic way, instead of placing new things as you'd acquire them, they're all placed front and center, there's literally no room for anything new, everything has been placed conspicuously to maximize engagement
>>12943307
I like women, I like men. Women are nice and they smell nice and they can do anything they set their mind to.
>>12943201
pretty much no space to move the mouse around
girls are gay as fuck

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
me if i had my own place and disposable income how do people with this many knick knacks deal with dust >>12943480
There's these static duster thingies that generally work well for this I think.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12943201
I haven't even seen the weather ...why would I be talking about the damn weather

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