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career advice!!!

By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)10:28:14

career advice!!!

what are qualifications to become a deceased person, do i need a resume for this job? i got rejected from petsmart when i applied as a pet, and they told me to leave when i went to local prison to start my career as a prisoner.

>>12943569
if you fap your bepis REALLY hard you get the job instantaneously
>>12943569 >>12943569
No suicide Patchouli.
Go for a walk or something to cool your mind.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12943576
jorkin it to the thought of fucking you btw
>>12943604

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12943569
Here you go Patchouli-poster.
I assume your him.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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