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mom found my spider thread

By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)18:50:15

mom found my spider thread

mom found my spider thread


Wouldn't it be nice if we were spiders?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong?

You know it's gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and eat bugs together

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new?
And after having spent the day together
Eating bugs the whole night through

Happy times together we've been spending
I wish that every web was never ending
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray
It might come true
Baby, then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
Oh, we could be spiders(oh, we could be spiders)
And then we'd be little spiders (and then we'd be little spiders)
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without bein spiders
But let's talk about it
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

Goodnight, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby
Goodnight, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby spider

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12944131
Not so fast, caped crusader.

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