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By Anonymous | Updated 05/22/26(Fri)11:58:21

[s4s] - sloppy 4 squirrels

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>>12955391

Your fortune: Godly Luck

after Yosho reset the events of the first act, our heroes find themselves searching the Esforest for Vault 67; they are looking for Spyborg, a legendary machina that could be used by the four Guardians of the Esforce to defeat Spikeman. will Catfish and Gado find the object of their desire or encounter a vault guardian?
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12964352
>this image
what the fuck
the guy on the left looks like jacob lenard >>12964352
omggg
this is so peak
and they say ai is bad,,, look at that greatness
>>12964352
this is gado and who?
>>12964464
>>12964429
>>12964427
>>12964426
Catfish and Gado successfully arrive at Vault 67 unharmed. Ryosho bids us farewell as he waits for our return (he boot too big to fit)
will fortune be on the side of the heroes and allow Gado and Catfish to hack their way into the mainframe, or will Ryosho have to melt the door down alerting nearby enemies?
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12964473
>bearies on the fallout bracelets
Lmao, cute
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>>12964529
fortune is on our side as Catfish hacks the system and opens vault 67. Gado goes in first: does he find a decaying vault or one that the sands of time have left no mark on?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12964426
I'll be disappointed if there isn't at least one panal where theyre kissing in this
>>12964600
Maybe the vault is filled with tiktok browsing zoomers cause its vault 67
>>12964606
>>12964607
we already did that episode :^)

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12964609
May I see it?
haze fills the air as the vault is opened; sealed and locked away from the outside world but nature still found a way to penetrate the iron walls. you venture forth...
>>12964615
sorry fren, requests go to >>>/r/ :^(

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
fortune declares an ominous forewarning but dubs keeps Catfish and Gado assured and together. they come across two doors; will they open the correct one?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
didn't catfish tell you to take him out of your AI slop? >>12964813
no I never said that I said being associated with gado makes my skin crawl
But it's fine nurgle approved

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12964352
When's the steamy gratuitous gay sex scene?
>>12964815
but you two are literally sidekicks
>>12964972
no fuck you I've been up since 3 am and I can't feel my limbs
anyway hows the kids

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12964977
I don't have any kids
>>12964980
Stop gloating

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12964986
what kind of stuff do you write about in your starman notebook
>>12964996
>Dear Diary,
>Today [s4s] was mean to me again.
>I swear they'll never like me.
>Also, I'm drunk
>Love,
>Fatfish
>>12964996
-im a fat retard...

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12965000 (trips)
Very sad. Many such cases.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12965002
they say are you ok retard but not are you ok retard

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12965011
>>12965002
>>12965000
>>12964998
>>12964996
*gulp* fortune had Catfish and Gado dead to rights with that very bad luck fortune but your trips and dubs earns you favor: Gado notices the menacing machine must be activated as you continue exploring vault >>67...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12965018
don't make fun of me I'm gonna puke

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Did I mention I'm on the moon


https://youtu.be/nTGRlVlRVGQ?si=V4yDmIR8FveYbYMG

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12965042
>>12965038

Your fortune: Godly Luck
we carefully weigh our options....

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12965777
d
Lucky trips checked
>>12965813
we entrust the task to Gado as we continue navigating Vault >>67 in search of spyborg...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
fortune declares we will not face any doom on the other side of the second door; will we encounter stairs leading us closer into darkness or a medical room where we can stock up for the adventure?

Your fortune: Good Luck
Vault #67 is a 2026 archival release by Third Man Records and Experience Hendrix titled "Valley of Jams 1969-1970," a special vinyl collection of Jimi Hendrix's improvisational studio jams
>me the biggest Hendrix fan ever not knowing this

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12966323
holy based Jimi le goat Hendrix PBUH
>you will nevar hear Machine Gun for the first time again

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12966328
I would go to war with the entire Khanate to hear Electric Ladyland for the first time again

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12966332
mikugirl...
>>12966343
>>12966332
fully within the infirmary, the stench of decay and mothballs fills our nostrils as we consider our options
>inspect the gurney
>access the computer for information
>scrounge for medical supplies

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12966554
>the stench of decay
what does decay smell like
>>12966562
it has a particular smell to be tbh, i would describe it as rotten skunk smell mixed with mildew, id be interested to hear how others would describe it

[Catfish investigates the stench of death. a foul odor wafts from underneath the gurney, revealing a locked passage underground amidst signs of a past struggle]

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
the passage remains locked but you can see signs that it is still connected electronically to the upper room. a chance to unlock it could be found on the computer as you make your way to the monitor. will you encounter a glitch in the situation or will it operate perfectly upon powering it up?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
we read the final entry of legendary machina designer Chimomo. it seems the rumors and legends were true; immediately after Spikeman assumed world dominion with le Mighty B& Hammer, he persecuted all who would not swear allegiance. Chimomo the great scientist was said to have locked himself away after achieving immortality in an unknown bunker with the only clue being his favorite number (he was a zoomer after all)
[you unlock the passage. the foul odor increases. you are being physically harmed and must make a decision
>venture forth, taking damage
>return to Gado
>scrounge for medical supplies, taking damage
>attempt to reinstall the security locks

Your fortune: Bad Luck
you slowly make your way out, partially blinded by the horrendous thick fog that burns your nostrils and lungs with every breath.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
you take your chance and fortune rewards your risk; you open the grate to see that the hazardous haze stays floating above surface and is uncomfortable but bearable the deeper you go. will we find a labyrinth or a single room?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12967295 >>12967295
just walk away
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>>12967295
you listen to wisdom; it is better to not risk getting potentially lost or hurt in the maze as you return back to the foyer and make your way to Gado

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
you immediately face Gado in the Space Marine Power Armor as he says
>hop in, dude

Your fortune: Bad Luck
fortune has given us a bad hand; a man made of burning phosphorus stands ahead in the distance. will our fortune change for the better or the worst?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
the burning phosphorus man says something but it lost in the haze as he repositions himself. we must roll again. did fortune turn this encounter violent or is he frenly?

Your fortune: Good Luck
le burning phosphorus man left an obvious warning with his standing presence as we see signs of his visit. do we dare venture forth into his labyrinth in search of Spyborg?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
manh strange yet nice experiments run amok the acid corroded labyrinth. fortune does not seem to be on our side in this dark place but the power armor stays resilient despite hazardous environmental conditions as we venture forth

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
you have another brief yet fleeting encounter with the dark burning phosphorus man. we press forward

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
we turn the corner to find confrontation as the phosphorus man grills us for an answer

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
the great scientist is humbled by your consideration and explains everything as he guides you through the labyrinth and into his inner chambers;
>Long ago, i achieved immortality through my experiments with radiation and sealed myself away with my one and only love; i will introduce you to her...

Your fortune: Godly Luck
inside we are introduced to Spyborg, who now identifies as an alcoholic clanket. after informing them about our true mission, they reassure us they are more than willing to help but they have a secret as well. do they reveal it to us now or do they sleep on it?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Spyborg needs time to recharge but assure us they will reveal all in the morning and that we should not be worried about anything at all as we follow them to our rooms

Your fortune: Good Luck


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12971048
are you getting cucked by new gemini limits
>>12971386
no lole i wanted to make an homage to Chimomo by using their oc character, if anything ive been overcoming the usual blocks recently, especially on copilot

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12971424
no i mean the 5 hour limit
>>12971429
what's that?
>>12971439
they gimped free gemini super bad
>>12971429
nah i haven't been using all of my credits, i have a lot left, life has just been busy. i didnt know you had 5 hour cooldowns, i usually have wait 24 hours after I run out

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12971448
I'm sorry for your loss
l o a d i n g

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
catfish and gado take their rest on the derelict floor of vault 67's underground labyrinth while their Space Marine Power Armor charges alongside Chimomo. Doctor Phosphorus mentioned they had to tell us something in the morning. did fortune appoint us to wake up to a friendly welcome or an eerie silence?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
after resting, Doctor Phosphorus and Spyborg walk catfish and gado into the main chambers of the lab where it is revealed that they are working to gene edit the rudeness out of the champions of Dormin
[Doctor Phosphorus]
>his name is Avion. among one of the mightiest Colossus, we detected him crashed and incapacitated not far from the Vault. our hope is that we can manipulate the genetic makeup of these ancient creatures and transform them into Nicers. my experiments have yielded mixed results in the past, but it is worth the risk if it means another ally in the fight against Spikeman
As Doctor Phosphorus reaches for the lever which will begin the experiment, did fortune bless us with a new friend or a terrible enemy?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
fortune does not interfere and merely allows the experiment to run its course as Avion is slowly transformed from the darkside and into le light...

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12964813
It's art, bluesky faggot.
>>12964352
For the CNAOS?
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>>12973964
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Your fortune: Godly Luck


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