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[s4s]™ - SLOPPY SQUIRREL EPISODE VII

By Anonymous | Updated 06/06/26(Sat)10:04:04

[s4s]™ - SLOPPY SQUIRREL EPISODE VII

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>ACT I
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12895901/#12895901
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12914496/

>ACT I I
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12931515/
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12940112/

>ACT I I I
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12955391/
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12964352/#12964352


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12992450
no
NO!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12992450
lole yes
YES!
kingdom hearts so peak
>>12992451
stop being mean, everyone can post what they want

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we find our heroes inside the heart of the traveling Spyborg, alarmed and in a call of action as Doctor Phosphorus radios in two emergencies have been bestowed upon us: one below us in the Esforest, and one from within our vessel. as Catfish and Gado run to offer aid, did fortune grant us fight or flight? we roll to find out
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Your fortune: Outlook good
fortunes bestows a good outlook charm on us and allows us to reach Doctor Phosphorus in Spyborg's control room with ease
once inside, we rendezvous as he informs us of the double Jeopardy that lies ahead
[Dr. Phosphorus]
>Catfish, Gado; Spyborg has detected a foreign agent among us. whatever it is was smart enough to disable the sensors and was last detected lurking in the hangar.
to make matters worse, our dear Ryosho cannot be reached and his campsite has been engulfed with flames. i will go down to contain the increasing inferno, please take care until i return and if all else fails, abandon ship.
with that, the mad scientist leaves our presence and departs to rescue Ryosho as we make our way into the hangar. will fortune allow us a clear path?


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12992451
what's wrong?
>>12992450
who's the bunny girl?
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no idea, anon posted her in the last thread and i like to just incorporate the posts within the story. le all seeing gay eye told me it was most likely oc


Your fortune: Outlook good
fortune declares a hazy path before us; whatever has settled aboard has advanced and killed the lights. left in darkness, we split up and maneuver below deep within the hangar. >>12993592
it was a good idea
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>>>/a/greed
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Literally kill yourself out of this board
Stop aislopping
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doctor Phosphorus takes off into the night as we lower into the hangar of Spyborg to contain the mysterious alien threat aboard. did fortune grant us entry? we roll to find out


Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12994135
without ai we're living only a shadow of our true potential
>>12993998
the lightning intensifies
>>12994274
More like aislop is erasing our true potential
>>12994295
can you imagine playing a game where you pretend to kill people for fun
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a violent scene erupts below while en route: wander has caught up to the first of the last >>3 Champions of Dormin. unaware of the successful experiment from Avion into Zaptos, the two begin their clash.


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12992450
>kingdom of farts
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the battle begins. who will fortune grant the first blow?


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
fortune is indifferent to our plight as Wander descends, landing a inflicting first attack. will Zapdos have a chance to charge and cast Thundaga? we roll to find out


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Wander left a devastating blow but Zapdos evens the score with a scorching Thundaga that melts the flesh of the imp.
with both brawlers battered, will Wander be able to counter attack or has fortune abandoned the cursed creature?


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
wander stands no chance against the well rested Zapdos after traveling his long journey to track him down. he lies in a charred mess. will fortune grant him a saving grace or has the black monster met it's demise?


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
fortune abandons Wander completely, refusing to even reply as Zapdos finishes him. the power of electricity within the spell of Thundaga proves far too powerful as it corrupts Spyborg's mainframe and overrides it, resulting in a warping of her travel sensor, sending a brilliant blinding light forth


Your fortune: Average Luck
Catfish & Gado arrive, too late to prevent the inevitable clash and eruption of the vessel's time warp module


Your fortune: Average Luck


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Your fortune: Average Luck


Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12996045
AI win. I like that you added your own touch so its not even completely ai.

>>12996893
wow this is very cool I like the concept

>>12996901
beautiful I always liked this one
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>>12996910
thank you very much, the Pillars of Creation has never left my mind since i first looked at it years ago. very >>>/ic/comic i really appreciate youre comments thank you


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Fick off with your AI and shit, but dude, if you're gonna make the slop at least have Catfish look like himself.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Your fortune: Godly Luck


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Catfish does not know how many nights and days have passed. he lost track after the first few weeks, enveloped in a haze of drunken feasting as he and Zapdos went through every ration, constantly checking the emergency line to Doctor Phosphorus despite always returning a dead signal. he was able to occupy his time with the limited selection of hard copy vidya onboard the Spyborg while zapdos kept all electronics operating. through some hackery wizardry, we were able to connect a channel straight into the Esforest's satellite interface, allowing us to reach out via >>>/s4s/. did fortune grant us a nicer or a ruder response? we roll to find out


Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12996919
lol this looks like a penics
What happened to bavi? fortune turns a deaf ear to our cry for help. our calls are returned with ridicule from all we encounter. with no way to steer the vessel, and supplies running low, will our heroes have to abandon ship and risk finding land and whatever the world may contain? or will fortune grant them a miracle? we roll to find out
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Bavi died in episode II: electric Boogaloo after Dr. Yuji Sakai put him in the Flube Tube


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
with no other choice left, our heroes take for the sky before saying goodbye to Spyborg and all she contained, including the cursed Majora's Mask. we were able to attach a GPS connection to the hull should we ever acquire a way to fix the time machine modulus and need a way to return. did fortune grant us a place to land after much travel or did we encounter a never ending sea on this mysterious new planet?


Your fortune: Average Luck
we tarry through the night. after a long journey, fortune grants us the slightest sliver of hope as we catch a glimpse of something in the distance. with our final burst of energy will we make it to the landmass or crash below the waves?


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Zapdos gives it his final breath but collapses before he can reach the shore. we crash, only hoping fortune receives us into her merciful arms


Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Your fortune: Godly Luck
we wake up under the sun, washed up on the shore of a island. the estate looks fairly well maintained, although the craftsmanship is quite amateur. did fortune allow us to rest claim this land as our own or has a obstacle been placed in our path?


Your fortune: Outlook good
we are filled with determination as fortune delivers a good outlook. the Island contains waterfall-recycled fresh water, coconut and papau fruits while the sea provides an abundance of fish protein as we occupy our time trying to rebuild what was lost


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
fortune guides the hands of catfish all throughout the head of the summer as the days into weeks...


Your fortune: Good Luck
the weeks turned into seasons...


Your fortune: Godly Luck
and with every turning season came a curse...


Your fortune: Good Luck
...as well as a blessing


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
the seasons turned into months...


Your fortune: Godly Luck
...until the months added to a year


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
until civilization was finally rebuilt by hand


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


Your fortune: Bad Luck


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Your fortune: Average Luck


Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!


Your fortune: Outlook good


Your fortune: Average Luck


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!


Your fortune: Good Luck
the kids from Twilight Town arrive to find heartbreak on Destiny Island. after a year of saving up for a dream beach vacation, their secret summer spot has been uncovered. will catfish throw these underdogs a bone or will he chase them off his island? we roll to find out


Your fortune: Good Luck


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Catfish descends to extend a warm greeting. will the young crowd embrace our hand or stay wary? we roll to find out


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Roxas, Hayner, Pence & Olett discuss amongst themselves what they should do
will fortune allow us to have a friendly duel or will we have to endure their teenage angst to earn their respect?


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
against their better judgement, fortune places it on their hearts to give us a try. they're curious especially about our device and Zapdos, mistaking him for an exotic golden chocobo. where they come from, the technological advancement is incredibly primitive, only having recently made a breakthrough after discovering how to frack Mako for energy.


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
in no time at all, Roxas and the group become instant fans. never had they seen anything like our chocobo let alone our basic pip beary; after having won their trust, the gang let their guard down to describe their life in Twilight Town


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
the group informs us that there exists only one city on the entire planet. the original settlers founded Twilight Town when they noticed a fixed spot of land where the sun never set, allowing a perpetual farming cycle perfect for yielding crops and raising chocobo. although magic is well known, there exists little to no natural ore deposits on this tropical planet, leaving technical advancement at a standstill for thousands of years. we invite the group inside to spend the night for a super sleepover. did fortune say yes?


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
we invite the group to return in the morning to teach them the craft. after all, more work is needed around the premises. they agree as we all say goodnight


Your fortune: Bad Luck


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13000444
loleeeee
imposter trips on the beach


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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LOLE


Your fortune: Excellent Luck


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
we toil throughout the summer on the fortress as we tell the group tall tales of the Esforest and how we landed here. they ask what our plans are and if we miss our past life.
...
after a year of solitude we feel like we are beginning to feel at home again as work begins to wrap up


Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12992450
Is that fucking Carrot from One Piece
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thats avogado, both veggies tho
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!


Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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