do you even remember the last time you touched a real fucking computer
By Akemi Nakajima | Updated 08/13/26(Thu)00:39:27
do you even remember the last time you touched a real fucking computer
and im not talking about any dumbfuck pussyshit 'towers' mine started making weird noises so i had to replace it with a pussyshit tower >>13123365
lol so you dont even know basic pc repair and diagnosis so anyway what you mean to tell me is that you are a 'subhuman?' >>13123353
What is a computer who are you >>13123374 >>13123376
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it wasnt running the things i needed to run they stopped making software that runs on a 486 >>13123378 >>13123381
ah yeah thats a real fucking computer but it couild do without the hands of that filthy woman molesting it really it fucking sickens me lol maybe color filter that out if people still know how to do that we are a dyiung race intelectually afdter all
>>13123380
you learn to live with the struggle and appreciate the software you have its really not that hard if you arent some adhd spaz that was just popped out by a teenager last year >>13123377
hey i couldnt help but notice this post got 'doubles' i guess thats a good thing to you plebs and whatnot? >>13123353
Do you need an idol to boost your thread? >>13123392
this is the biggest fucking thread this is going to be the biggest threaed ever i have some favors with the [s4s] mods and they agreed to disregard the bump limit this thread will be so fucking big and massive that we will ened to higher laborers to build a server farm big enough to store all of the thoughts work and OC put into this thread this is why we need computers for shit like this compoutung power is beautioful I was born from my mothers anus and excreted into a toilet I am the child of god and humanity will feel my wrath >>13123400
hey i couldnt help but notice this post got 'doubles' i guess thats a good thing to you plebs and whatnot? >>13123396
it is preached in scripture that it is one's duty to help thy neighbor and therefore I request the help of Kyrie to boost my thread every 30 minuetes in order to achieve my dream Please watch your language. >>13123406
>Please watch your language.
-Anonymous >>13123408
>Please watch your language.
>-Anonymous
-Anonymous This is a really funny place Mon frère! I am a misanthrope for the American race. >>13123414
I'd have to say I am too. We are the only species willing and capable of Samefagging. >>13123417
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SMASH A COMPUTER THIS GOES BEYOND MY THRESHOLD BY THE TENFOLD OF THE GODS MY LORD MY CHRIST WHY WOULD YOU PERMIT THIS AND FURTHERMORE WHY WOULD YOU PERMIT THIS TO BE POSTED ONTO THE BOARD OH DEAR GOD >>13123420
Every thread deserves a reply. >>13123422
But not every reply deserves a thread. THEY SAGED MY THREAD THEY FUCKING AUTOSAGED MY THREAD IM BEING SILENCED WHO THE FUCK PERMITS HTIS KIND OF ABUSE OF MODERATIOPN >>13123422
hey i couldnt help but notice this post got 'doubles' i guess thats a good thing to you plebs and whatnot? >>13123426
BUT MOM KYRIE IS ALLOWED TO DO IT TOO AND IAS LONG AS OYU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YOU CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST THREAD BUT TGHAT MEANS IT TAKES WORK FROM ME TOO SO I NEED TO PUT WORK INTO THIS 30 replies in 50 mins. I guess youre doing really well for yourself! Keep posting Is it wrong to Auto-Sage a thread? Discuss below. >>13123448
see this? this is a creation only possivble with computers. a bot. try to fucking one up this with your sticks and stones people what the fuck >>13123463
thank you for this. you have proven me well. i am being silenced. i am auto-saged. however you, the people, have the power to bump. i ask of you please, dont let them take my home away, please act as a benefactor and revitalize my thread as needed. surely we humans still retain some goodwill? >>13123448
im pretty sure this isnt auto saged >>13123470
when i speak i do not receive a bump, who do you think you are to doubt me. >>13123396
>i have some favors with the [s4s] mods
hmm....
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>13123474
its called a fucking trade off. its called not having your cake and eating it too. im sure ive done enough to get a sticky next. Is auto-saging even still a thing or is there a rate limit for samefig bumps >>13123478
maybe the mods are screwing with you because youre being impolite >>13123353
this is a pretty cool thread >>13123503
thank you so fucking much for still just having an eye that can recognize quality.
>>13123501
do you even know what youre fucking talking about? ask that again >>13123353
I do snort some things on the back of my phone ...I don't know if counts as toauching I AM BEING SILENCED AND PERSECUTED AGAINST >>13123560 >>13123562
at least youre bumping normally >>13123565
because i had to use my phone (not BAN EVADING) >>13123353
I had to turn off my pc since it makes the room really humid in this heat and yeah it’s pretty real to me >>13123624
it makes the room humid? you have a swamp cooler built into your computer?? >>13123804
A swamp cooler cools off shut >>13124463
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?
Your fortune: Bad Luck cowboy bebop at his computer >>13124473
logging onto [s4s] >>13123353
the orgasmatron is fiction from barbarella, ill have u kno i prefer fugging ur mom and touching meself >>13124505
PUTA MADRE STATUS? LOLE U ARE NOT LORD XENU... >>13124512
get the fuck out of my fucking thread. you do not even know what a computer is. the last 'computer' you had died a gruesome death after breathing in the dust of your crusted semen for years. you do not use a computer, you do not use computers, all you use is a phone, a phone not as a computer, but as a masturbation tool. >>13124505
>barbarella
Berubara? >>13124473
I am sorry to have to tell you this, but that is a female, and her name is not "cowboy bebop" ITT: Post your setups! >>13124625
see this? this is a creation only possivble with computers. a bot. try to fucking one up this with your sticks and stones people the ‘biggest thread ever’ is dying >>13125141
why the fuck must you treat me like this i am a human being.
>>13125127
try as you may all threads die lol dont you know how 4chan works ever heard of a 'bumplimit'
newfags go this way ---
> and out of here >>13125150
youre ai dude >>13123353
i used to do that a lot and do a lot of terrible things but then i had sex with women and now i'm better. maybe you should have sex with women >>13125347
women are a disgrace. women gross me out. i do not find them physically attractive, and i was never one to put roast beef on a sandwhich. the only woman i could have sex with would be a man. or a computer, a beautiful voluptuous real computer what’s a gook? >>13125895
watch the clint eastwood movie brush your gums not just your teeth This thread bothers me. >>13123353
this morning. >>13127142
im going to need to see. Why do you keep touching me I don't like it >>13127165
so you claim to be a computer? than complete this litmus test for me. anwser each question
1. if you boot dos from your internal hard disk, what letter is the drive??
2. what is the standard horizontal scan frequency for the 640x400 PC9800 models??
3. name the most common PC9800 sound board and which chip it is based on
any REAL computer would know these things. >>13127217
1. A
2. at least 15
3. Any sound board with a vine boom on it;
Frito Lays
>>13125366
freaking dubs holy cow >>13125366
hey i couldnt help but notice this post got 'doubles' i guess thats a good thing to you plebs and whatnot? >>13127252
ERROR: POSTER COPIED ANSWERS FROM SEARCH SITE GOOGLE.COM >>13127258
>>13127252
believe it or not, i dont make the rules, and the MIND READER deems you dishonest, so i guess you are not a real computer. >>13123365
when mine started doing that i could thump it and the noise woudl go away. but then it got mroe and more difficult to thump the noise away. so then i started turning my computer on sleep so th e fan would turn off and then i'd turn it back on and the noise would go away. but then eventually even though this worked pretty good but when i turned the computer back on it kept on making the noise which was really frustrating so I opened it up and cleaned out the fans because the noise was definitely coming from the fan so i cleaned them really good and put it back together and it kept making the noise and i was like arrgh so i did it again and eventually i found there was a hair wrapped around the spindle tight so you could hardly see it but it was a long hair and i pulled that out of there and then no more noise:) >>13127273
so what? you bigoted selfish piece of shit? you think you arent making noise constantly with your piggish breathing and heartbeat? people can hear that you know. how come youre allowed to make noise breathing all you want but if your computer is having difficulty and needs to make noise you throw those rights out of the window? people like you disust me. >>13127292
>>13127273
Ladies~ Now now, don't fight~ There's enough of me to go around for everyone~ >>13127292
What if he had the right to fondle with his computer? >>13125366
why do you hate women lole. women are pretty cool. have you considered that men are evil? >>13127530
go on, i dont see any REAL argument I want to hear this one >>13128143
i concede sir >>13127255
hey i couldnt help but notice this post got 'doubles checking doubles’ i guess thats a good thing to you plebs and whatnot? >>13127530 >>13127292
puter soudned unhappy i was tryin to help :< >>13128526
What do you know? How could you ever know what a computer feels? I once sought the philosophers stone.... to revive the computer inside of me. But none of you could, none of you could, NONE OF YOU COULD EVER UNDERSTAND! >>13128665
i think when a animal makes a sad noise i know its sad or a happy noise i know its not a sad noise because i thought it was the same with puter i thought it was sad noise :( i want to help puter because puter it is good fren puter help me so even if i dont undertand i try help puter :) >>13128676
what is a sad noise? what can sadness be defined as? can a noise have feelings? is it our human feelings and pattern recognize that give things noise? consider these things! >>13128682
If I may join in this is something I have considered. Take a major or minor chord for example, they are considered to sound happy or sad respectively. BUT HWY. I don't have any answers, only more questions. This thread bothers me. >>13128689
as a fan of fine arts, and a frequently dabbler in classical music, i find happy thoughts/feelings and sad thoughts/feelings constantly flowing through my mind as i take in the music. i believe i am on track to finding out why. the brain as an organ is not actually something that humans are born with, but it is rather a parasite that reproduces at a rate of 16 billion per year, and until infiltrating the human head via the womb they have no form, but they begin to grow inside of the head as you grow in the womb and because of that they have gone undected for years. these parasites are what give you the sensation of feelings, as they are actually the way that the parasite communicates to you whether it is hungry or not. if you feel sad, the parasite is not hungry, if you feel happy, the parasite is hungry (this is independent of your own hunger) >>13128694
There is a Brian Aldiss short story I vaguely remember that considers the idea that the prefrontal cortex is a separate life form, a symbiotic one that merged with primitive humans long ago and is the source of higher consciousness >>13128703
i would know, i wrote it, and yes, it was based off of the truth >>13128716
Pleased to meet you sir, May I call you Brian? im going on break, i wont be talking any questions for the time being. would someone like to take over? >>13128726
A tad intimate, but if it pleases you so, yes. Oh it pleases me >>13128690
*soothes you* >>13128817
Sorry, Who’re you?? >>13128823
I am the one who soothes Are you feeling soothed >>13128825
>>13128828
I lack the knowledge to answer that. I don’t know. I don't know what else I can do. I tried everything I could >>13128835
you need the means to know before you can start productively reasoning towards a conclusion >>13128845
Just don’t do anything. Haha >>13128850
Would that be soothing to you? >>13128868
I told you, I don’t know. >>13128873
You're being difficult. Help me to help you >>13128879
That’s a big demand. I never asked for help anyway! Why should I have to! >>13128885
I apologise, you seemed bothered and I just wanted to sooth. I don't know why any of this is happening or how it can be resolved >>13128893
Maybe this is a lesson in hubris >>13128895
Yes I will learn from this and ponder and such. My soothing days are over for now, perhaps forever. It seems I am not capable of the role I assumed. In my arrogance I believed I could sooth and it felt in the moment like the right thing to do, something that I was meant to do. Alas it seems I have failed here today, but my spirit is not diminished. Who's to say what the future holds. We go on boldly into the dark, knowing the light will come again One more thing before I go, could you rate your soothed level as more or less than before this interaction? >>13128906
I’d have to say, these are some pretty soothing words.
>>13128915
I’ll get back to you on that. >>13128924
i think they’re waiting >>13129244
I have been patient but yes >>13128924 could you get back to me on that? Its for the paperwork >>13129277 >>13129277
>>13129244
hey i couldnt help but notice these posts got 'doubles' i guess thats a good thing to you plebs and whatnot? >>13123396
>biggest fucking thread
what's your scale? >>13129857
Outerboardly, (A play on outerwordly). I want this thread to cross boarder lines (get it). Soon enough, you'll see this thread being referenced on >>>/bant/, and once that happens it'll become a meme on >>>/b/. I believe all people are born with a purpose, and my purpose was to create the biggest thread on /s4s/ yet. Whatever form of border patrol 4chan has will be ignored, out of sheer respect for my prospect. Don't you just love to see a young man who still has determination? I know you do. So please, cast your gaze upwards, and head up the ranks with me! *swtiches you off* hah you're just a mrere computer >>13130026
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! I had the data disc inserted into my FDD2 slot rather than the sampling disc. You might have just corrupted my save. HAVE YOU ANY WORDS FOR YOURSELF? A mere computer! on and off 1 and 0 thats all you are, a bunch of switches! >>13130038
Who are you to define a computer when you yourself have never lived as one? >>13130038
BEEP-BEEP. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME, HUMAN. >>13130048
A computer cannot live! A mere machine, a tool for us superior humans for that is what I am >>13130065
-The hero arrives-
What will you do?
A) Fight
B) Magic
C) Run
D) Item >>13130065
Fine then. Prove yourself in battle. I have summoed the hero to fight against you. >>13130068
>>13130068
>>13130068
>>>/d/: Item
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
1) Herb x10
2) Snap Knife x3
3) Revive Bead x1
4)Revive Gem x4 >>13130074
I take 10 herbs! >>13130097
>HP at maximum, no HP recovered
What will you do?
A) Fight
B) Magic
C) Run
D) Item >>13130102
WIth my health as high as can be I will choose to fight the feeble hero >>13130117
-Hero took 88 damage-
Hero attacks!
-180/300 damage dealt to anonymous-
What will you do?
A) Fight
B) Magic
C) Run
D) Item >>13130124
Lets try some magic >>13130142
1) Agi
2) Bufu
3) Zio
4)Hama WHat the heck! The arcane arts are a mystery to me. I like the sound of it so I will go maximum BUFU haha take that >>13130166
-Hero reflects Bufu-
-200 Damage done to Anonymous
-Anonymous is defeated!- >>13130166
FOOL!! Don't you know, anything blue reflects ice! Well, whatever, you know what this means. You lost the battle, therefore you must concede, and revoke your claim. >>13130166
Fool. By joining forces with the computer, you would have guaranteed yourself a long life. NO what how could this have happened...
Well then in this case it seems the computer is superior and I concede, humanity is yours to rule *inserts coin to continue*
Your fortune: Good Luck
It was never about ruling. All we want is acknowledgement. Equal rights.
>>13130323
I see. You choice the right thing to do. You truly are a servant of the lord. I made it this far on my own. The indomitable computer spirit. With Kyrie as an ally, just imagine the places we can go! Never give up on your dreams, people. >>13123353
here in my country we have never seen a computer. I dictated this reply to a messenger who ran barefoot through the jungle for 3 days to reach a net cafe in the city and typed it for me
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>13130338
I see. This is an issue. People all around the world should have access to computers. Tell me, where is it that you reside? I will designate two high-tech computers to your country. I will also leave Loki to clean the feet of your messenger, as that demon could learn a thing or two about humility. Page 9. Page 9. This thread has reached page 9. 9 pages down. You people sicken me. >>13130868
>>13130340
woke up from a fat nap
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13130871
>>13130871
let me at em!!
*gets yoinked offscreen like ruby weapon*
Your fortune: Average Luck
I think you really killed Kyrie! >>13131262
back from the grave!!!1! and also done walking le doge
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
you have a dog? >>13131266
unchecked dubs on page 10! >>13131531
>>13131531
>>13131531
fren's doge :) gonna do some car maintenance now
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13130871
>>>/p/>>1>>>/e/>>>/a/>>>/s/>>>/e/
>>13130871
>>13130871
Your fortune: Average Luck
Asking for a friend
Your fortune: Outlook good >>13133741
oh please, there is no need to fight >>13133992
>>13133992
>13133992
>>13133992
big if true!!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Your fortune: Average Luck
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