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By Starfig⋆ | Updated 08/13/26(Thu)04:33:29
tsch
bein' a namefig is so easy
all you have to do is type a name into the name field
let those anons seethe
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Grow a beard young man.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>13123646
i don't wanna look old while still being able to pull off young.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>13123649
Hey mon, if you grow beard, you will look badass.
100 old woman would take you by your ass and mug you.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now if energy tends to follow the path of least resistance
then why does my tesla coil light up these inert gasses like neon lights, like, literally
Your fortune: Outlook good >>13123663
Stop asking me complicated black magic.
Its not like my Physics and Chemistry scored an E a long time ago!
I actually don't know and I'm quite tired.
Ugh... have a good day bro.
Stay Anonymous.
Your fortune: Godly Luck lol saved.
you are one disgusting nigger >>13123692
every namefig looks scary... >>13123726
do you think Anonymous is handsome we will never know :L >>13123645
You look somewhat like a younger Anthony Kiedis. >>13123764
anthony shitass >>13123764
more like anthony groomer >>13123732
Anonymous is beautiful I know for sure
Kill namefigs. Behead namefigs. Roundhouse kick a namefig into the concrete. Slam dunk a namefig baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy namefigs. Defecate in a namefig's food. Launch namefigs into the sun. Stir fry namefigs in a wok. Toss namefigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a namefigs gas tank. Judo throw namefigs into a wood chipper. Twist namefigs heads off. Report namefigs to the IRS. Karate chop namefigs in half. Curb stomp pregnant black namefigs. Trap namefigs in quicksand. Crush namefigs in the trash compactor. Liquefy namefigs in a vat of acid. Eat namefigs. Dissect namefigs. Exterminate namefigs in the gas chamber. Stomp namefigs skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate namefigs in the oven. Lobotomize namefigs. Mandatory abortions for namefigs. Grind namefigs fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown namefigs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize namefigs with a ray gun. Kick old namefigs down the stairs. Feed namefigs to alligators. Slice namefigs with a katana. Put a bomb in a namefig's mouth. Throw knives at namefigs. Inflate namefigs until they pop. Send namefigs into a blackhole. Castrate namefigs. Feed namefigs poisoned food. Force namefigs to walk the plank. Push namefigs into a pit. Kneel on a namefig's neck. Curse namefigs with a spell. Stuff namefig babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten namefigs with a tank. Pop a namefig's car tire. Strike namefig children with a ruler. Make namefigs swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a namefig's limbs. Airdrop namefigs into Antarctica. Throw namefigs off the boat. Pressurize namefigs into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a namefig's ass. Falcon-punch a namefig's in the face. Make namefigs into fiction. Blow namefigs heads off with grenade launchers. Blow namefigs brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock namefigs in a cage and drown them underwater. >>13123645
other namefigs whenever a new namefig is born: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39B
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
load a namefig into a cannon and shoot the namefig at a concrete wall. keel haul namefigs under a galleon. disembowel namefigs with a bayonet. strap a namefig to a cruise missile and launch it at a namefig neighbourhood. drop namefigs into chernobyl reactor building number 4. hang, draw, and quarter namefigs. lure nanefigs in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. force a namefig to learn calculus, then kill the namefig anyway. atomize namefigs with a powerfist. throw namefigs into vats full of fev virus. choke namefigs with barbed wire. throw pianos at namefigs from 40-story buildings. throw namefigs at pianos from 40-story buildings. deep-freeze namefigs in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. tie namefigs to icbms then fire them at israel. shoot namefigs with syringe guns. defecate on namefig food stamps. make namefigs pay child support in blood. build a newton cannon and fire namefigs into the orbit. put advertisement posters on namefigs then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. irradiate namefigs with depleted uranium. launch a namefig with a trebuchet. send a namefig exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. use a namefig as a crash test dummy. tie namefigs onto growing bamboo shoots. film an entire jackass movie on a namefig. trample namefigs. bury namefigs alive. play bowling with namefigs heads as pins. grate namefigs with a cheese grater. get namefigs stuck in an elevator. spray a namefigs toilet paper with poison ivy. shoot a namefig directly with the gustav gun. sabotage a namefigs parachute. sabotage a namefigs bungee. trap a namefig under ice. force a namefig to work and support a family of 5. force namefigs into gladiatorial combat. send namefigs back to warring african tribes. hide a snake in a namefigs room. put namefigs on a hot air balloon with low gas. harvest a namefigs organs. waterboard namefigs with gasoline, then set them on fire. flay namefigs. tie namefigs to train tracks. >>13123800
unchecked doubles on the last page! >>13123784
stfu kys mowed the grass today. getting drunk and eating za now. contemplating going to the flube store, then the bar.
>>13124074
GOOBLE-GOBBLE GOOBLE-GOBBLE! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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>>13124876
War. Huh. Yeah!
What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Energy is an accounting term.
Current flows most strongly in the path of least resistance, but an electromagnetic field propagates in all directions. kiss namefigss
lovf namefigs
cherish nameffigss
Your fortune: Good Luck >>13126666 (quads)
unchecked quads
electromagnetic fields are chaos
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>13126654
you're another retarded lolcow
get a job >>13126841
u are both spending time on the same website.. >>13126841
i have a job though
it's not much being a line cook at a dead end workplace
but at least i can put on and take off my schizoid mask while still being able to function around and amuse these normies
>>13126847
(you) tell 'em Anon
Your fortune: Average Luck
Starfig is officially my favorite namefig. Love the glasses by the way bruh ;^) >>13127299 (dubs)
making sure your doubles don't go unchecked
but why though?
what makes me any different from an anon or another namefig?
bought these glasses on the way to work. was disappointed that they didn't have a frame around the lenses. the heart glasses had frames, why can't the five pointed star ones have a frame too?
it is H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEYSTICKS looking through those glasses. everything's all red, and i can't tell if I'm wearing them when i look in a mirror because everything is still all red.
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>13127445
You are the embodiment of funposting, Godspeed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz0
Your fortune: Godly Luck
;^) I know who you are
https://youtu.be/xn0w4hyE5k8?is=r-d
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
dubs of obliviousness
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>13127468
Youre me, duh. Not that hard to put together, 'god', now coming why all the masks the play would be better if all the actors just took a break from their egos for a few minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUi
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
https://youtu.be/bpOSxM0rNPM?is=o3h
Your fortune: Outlook good
they let you have computers in the retirement home? >>13127288
>still a wannabe lolcow
namefigs are cancer with aids
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
was watching my thread slide down page 10 at work and you bumped it before it fell off into the archives
san-q, but idk if i should be thanking you lole
Your fortune: Good Luck >>13129563
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>>13129563
in the meantime i shall thank you; thank you for not posting lewd, crude, or rude content
furthermore, thank you for posting>>>/o/>>>/c/: you created and shared something that did not exist prior to this which is what we all strive to encourage each other to do. you are based and i will continue bumping this magnum opus, whether to your pleasure or chagrin tho i do hope its the former
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
What about me?
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>>13130305
i really liked youre thread and actually did want to bump it beforehand but i would not want to teach other bearies bad words and personally do not want to bump an opee with a curse word as foul as the >>>/f/ word. i did like the thread from an aesthetic level thoughbeit. i would love to help you on your next endeavor
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>13130305
forget everything i said, youre thread is worth preserving (also I already bumped it lol why stop now) sorry for my hesitation and hypocrisy
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
I agree. Profanity should not be tolerated. But I can’t help but feel infuriated when these people demean the beauty of a computer. >>13130333
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>>13130333
trips of understanding
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Your fortune: Godly Luck
dude has my name >>13123645
Any name I want?
Your fortune: Average Luck >>13130293
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>>13130994
kill yourself retarded spammer
kill ^^^^^^
anon having a meltie
^^^^^^
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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L O L E
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>>13131234
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Your fortune: Outlook good
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Are you crudehumour223?
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>13123645
Damn this post was really good. sorry your thread got raped by Kyrienigger, they did the same thing to mine >>13135847
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>>13135874
i am not crudehumor, I give you my word on this
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Your fortune: Average Luck >>13135938
No, you're worse Okie dokie I think I figured it out all by myself! >>13136073
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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