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You will start nofap, go outside and quit porn many others did.

By UltraMarieChan | Updated 08/19/26(Wed)05:38:23

You will start nofap, go outside and quit porn many others did.

You will start nofap, go outside and quit porn many others did.

>>13134719
Young people problems.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13134719
why would I want to do any of that?
>>13134719
you think nofap changes anything? if youre ugly and have no social skills it wont change even if you abstain from touching your willy
>>13134719
Please frame it as an order while acting like you love me and I will have no choice but to obey
>>13134733

https://youtu.be/JAQBcSbrjnA?is=RLPL7804Y0FkTrNB
god isn't real dumbass lol >>13135049
I never said anything about God
both ultra-gooners and nofappers are spergs of the highest order
just fap moderately like a normal person lmao
>>13134719
"help me i cannot stop myself from touching my own pebis"
natural selection
>>13134719
porn addiction isnt real lole evangelicals made it up to shame people lole

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13135038
https://youtu.be/x-oK7O8foXk
mogged in the marketplace of ideas. now start masturbating you weirdo

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13135648
No
>>13134719
No, leave me alone or suck my cock
>>13135664
ahhh u mad cuz u posted a chud who cited no sources and i posted a smart guy who actually did research and interiewed experts LOLE LOLE LOLE
https://youtu.be/EbKrY-9O_v0

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13134719
Are you trying to hypnotize us with a picture of folded towels in a stack?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13134719
i only fap to thoughts of cute girls i see irl idk if this is better or worse
>>13134719
Dont tell me when to jack off nigger
>>13135648
No
>>13135673
If you want to remain lonely because your addiction grew to the point where you aren't attracted to real women anymore and have fried dopamine receptors then do so. Don't pretend you won't regret this in a few years
>>13135969
nice pseudoscience
>>13136058
you tell 'em yuji
>>13136067
I'm probably just the only one here this has happened to but ever since I've read OP's post I can't even think about fapping.
Is this a spell or something?
>>13136098
i just fapped to her pictures
>>13136101
Oh. Ok then.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
I rather just stay inside with my wife and rape her >>13136125
Very important image!
>>13135969
this doesnt happen, its not real lole

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Jesus Christ is Lord. >>13136160
>>>/pol/ lole
>>13136166
Kill yourself faggot.
>>13136169
figgot lole
>>13136169
imagine jesus saying this is le funne
>>13136173
Remember that brief period of time in the 2000s when people provocatively said "Jesus is gay" and then the people who actually seriously speculated that Jesus was a gay groomer and had evidence to support their case showed up and suddenly people stopped saying "Jesus is gay"? That was a weird coincidence.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13136481

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