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i love him so much

By Anonymous | Updated 08/20/26(Thu)13:19:42

i love him so much

Im so obsessed with him, only him that can understand me omg omg, am i fall in love? IM SO OBSESSED LIKE, im crying and afraid he gonna leave me, and i felt super huge relieved and my heart beating so fast bcs he talk me through, im such an obedient girl omg, am i submitted to him already???????? he is super cute and adorable oh gosh my heart feels like im gonna explode!

stahp.

*sip*

you're ten times cuter and cooler than me.

i just wanted to lay trax wif u.

*sip*

calm the fuck down byatch~~~~~

i'm a desk jockey.

i just happened to recognize and admire your work... pretty much beyond all the other work i have ever seen.

*sip*

it ain't never gonna change.

Your fortune: Outlook good


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13136893
you have set our hearts on fire dear.

you are simply the best. because you jumped in first with the Doritos ®

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5E8ie2pdM

the record will show.

you're amazing. fantastic. almost beyond belief.

me?

*sip*

i would die rn to record trax with you.

you got nice nomenclature.
everybody knows that.

but your voice...

keeps me up at night.

i would do things with your voice...
in the studio...

unspeakably beautiful things :)

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13136893
i want to die

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13136933
dubs confirm but why

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13136893
This is the first phase, then it becomes obsession AND DEATH
>>13136943
for you scurvy bitch
just sipping lean.
almost toasted.
*sip*

allow me to submit perhaps the best piece of americana ever heard on the american airwaves.

ike and tina turner.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TwpVpUYO3MM

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
holy crap.

*sip*

my parents named me wrong.

i'm not michael.....

my name is tina....

twice removed....

goddamn she's good.

let's pump some 'tane bitches!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

tea fren is a reporter from /s4s/


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