post Natsuki!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I forgot that I didn’t forget that you’re a moron
Read MoreLast night I peed my pants and this morning I woke up and the urine stench was deliciously potent. I wore the pee pants all day and would ask people if they 'smelled that weird pee smell' I would giggle in my head as they would say yes but that they dont know where it was coming from lole
Your fortune: Bad Luck
I've been wearing my tracksuit for the last two days. I've turned into Bocchi
Read MoreAnother useless fucking day fucking my hand imprisoned in this piece of shit fucking death trap called a body. Now smear shit and annoy me like any other fucking thing pertaining to existence at all. I was never cool in the first place so how could I ever lose it. You’re lucky as shit I’m not allowed to get mad at people for their involuntary bodily functions, yell back at the tv, or hit inanimate objects for making noise. It all hurts regardless. You fucking nigger faggots. Dying is the best thing you’ll ever achieve
Read MoreLe sigh. Another night alone with Mary Jane as the only woman who would take time to comfort and console me.
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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